Jeff is stoked for He Man, stoked for Animal Crossing, stoked about his kid, stoked about having sex with footballs, stoked for Star Trek nerds getting stabbed, stoked about Golden Torso, stoked about dead raccoons tied to ropes, not stoked about dune buggies. Dune buggies are straight up a-hole mobiles.

I found this old dirty blanket behind the Verizon store that smells like a corpse flower. Super gross. Plus the new 88 Fingers Louie album is rad. and I play a song off it for you. Because I’m rad. Kid Hitler is a real piece of crap, do not let anyone tell you different. Enjoy.​

So… in this episode I miss an opportunity to make a joke about my GPS wanting me to go on “walk about” like Crocodile Dundee. I am so bummed with myself that I didn’t think of that joke until after I was done recording. What a let down… you’ll see. Also I talk Stranger Things swag, The Sopranos, how dying is all fun now and I preview a track from Thoughts of Ionesco off their new record Skar Cymbals. Plus I ramble about some other crap.

The 20 year anniversary of Mustard Plug’s Evildoers Beware album get’s Jeff all nostalgic, Rhode Island does it’s best to be the new “dumbest state,” weddings and family trips, and a battle of the sexes over shampoo and naughty parts. Plus begging for money.​

Crappy jeans, crappy cops, crappy friends. GOTG Vol 2, Ed Brubaker, Free Comic Book Day, and Scandroid. Other stuff too probably. Enjoy!

Jeff discusses Logan, Capcom retro games, family heirlooms, first person shooters and what they can mean to the health of your colon, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and how to share a meaningful experience with your child.

While so many shows try to give new listeners a good jumping on point, Jeff attempts to give old listeners a solid reason to split! Complaints galore mixed with Netflix, Scorsese, bald eagles, Star Wars rumors, Mark Waid and some good old fashioned bashing of the left while hoping the right doesn’t think he’s on their side! What a conundrum! Will our hero survive?​

Talking Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, Kevin Smith and all the unfunniness, comic books, blowing Timothy Olyphant and how a nice TV makes Margot Robbie look like Margot Kidder. Well, that’s pushing it.

Back from hiatus, and ready to ramble! Just when you thought it was safe to listen to podcasts again. This time it’s personal! Jaws was a really good movie with bad sequels. This podcast has nothing to do with Jaws.

Jeff talks The Walking Dead, Nintendo Switch, Queen and wishes you and yours the happiest of holidays two months early. That’s right, Christmas is coming. It’s right around the corner. Shit, Christmas 2017 is coming as well. Every holiday for the next year… ruined.