Mickey Mouse is a narcissistic a-hole. Sadly, 30 eyes will not fit up your butt. Someone somewhere definitely gives a fuck. Lose friends on Facebook. 44 minutes, done.

My notes are missing. My memory is shot. I honestly don’t remember what I talked about… Star Wars I guess. Spider Beard?? Ultraman? Shit man, I don’t know. Oh shit, I said “shit”. iTunes. Enjoy.

Star Trek noses, showering, “Man Shaming”, San Diego Comic Con news you MAY have missed, and some trivia you may not have been aware of, and really didn’t need to know!

Seriously… I went into this one with no plan. Nothing to talk about. What follows is ramblings about Bon Jovi, entering people’s dreams, the Florida Game, and a breakdown of booger infractions. Enjoy!

Awkward phone calls, Sam Biddle at Gawker.com is an asshole, and the time I spoiled Star Wars for all the other kids even though I didn’t. Plus my continued love for Jason Aaron.

This episode basks in the glory that is Rambo, as Jeff reflects back on 1985 and how awesome it was to be able to order knives out of the comic section of the newspaper. Also, what is the connection between GI Joe’s ninja master Snake-Eyes and Beerfest’s Landfill?? Find out!!

Broncos farting? Escaped murderers! Jean Luc spits the truth! Not to mention a bunch of nerd talk! Jason Aaron is a thunder god! Jeff rambles as well, that’s to be expected.

Jeff does a really bad Scottish accent, talks about Apple computers and the Declaration of Independence, Kung Fury love and his first musical guest Artificial Agent! Worth the wait? We’ll let you decide!

A discussion of Jill Lepore’s criticism of the A-Force book from G. Willow Wilson, Michael B. Jordan makes sense of his casting as Johnny Storm, poop parties, and a look back at the Causeway Cannibal!

Jeff breaks down why no one will be shooting Will Smith anytime soon, how magic ankles are worth five million dollars, and exposes over 125 million people as being liars on Facebook.