Your favorite SJW is back with an episode about masturbating at a kid’s movie, gang tattoos hidden in your pubes, how to take care of that pesky urine bucket odor in your parent’s basement and the correct way to inappropriately kiss an infant sister. OH, and the eclipse as well.​

This one nearly killed me. Geez, I mean seriously I tried to finish this 4 or 5 times. Let’s talk about Netflix, and Frankenmuth and Temple of Void. Then call it a day, all right? Okay 71? Enough already. Bring on 72, I’m already looking forward to it.

Jeff is stoked for He Man, stoked for Animal Crossing, stoked about his kid, stoked about having sex with footballs, stoked for Star Trek nerds getting stabbed, stoked about Golden Torso, stoked about dead raccoons tied to ropes, not stoked about dune buggies. Dune buggies are straight up a-hole mobiles.

I found this old dirty blanket behind the Verizon store that smells like a corpse flower. Super gross. Plus the new 88 Fingers Louie album is rad. and I play a song off it for you. Because I’m rad. Kid Hitler is a real piece of crap, do not let anyone tell you different. Enjoy.​

So… in this episode I miss an opportunity to make a joke about my GPS wanting me to go on “walk about” like Crocodile Dundee. I am so bummed with myself that I didn’t think of that joke until after I was done recording. What a let down… you’ll see. Also I talk Stranger Things swag, The Sopranos, how dying is all fun now and I preview a track from Thoughts of Ionesco off their new record Skar Cymbals. Plus I ramble about some other crap.

The 20 year anniversary of Mustard Plug’s Evildoers Beware album get’s Jeff all nostalgic, Rhode Island does it’s best to be the new “dumbest state,” weddings and family trips, and a battle of the sexes over shampoo and naughty parts. Plus begging for money.​

Crappy jeans, crappy cops, crappy friends. GOTG Vol 2, Ed Brubaker, Free Comic Book Day, and Scandroid. Other stuff too probably. Enjoy!

Jeff discusses Logan, Capcom retro games, family heirlooms, first person shooters and what they can mean to the health of your colon, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and how to share a meaningful experience with your child.