• (00:00:00) - Jen is freaking out because she didn’t get a 5-star Uber passenger rating. An Uber driver unexpectedly calls in, and she talks about letting go of numbers when we value ourselves.

• (00:19:53)- Ariana Grande got a tattoo that doesn’t mean what she thought it meant, and Jen reads the best text she’s ever received.

• (00:32:11)- Leticia Ochoa Adams admits that she herself has a typo in one of her tattoos. She also has one that’s a Japanese character and she doesn’t know for sure that it means what she thinks it means.

• (00:00:00 - Jen points out that love requires courage, and she celebrates Netflix’s integration with Instagram stories.

• (00:15:52) - In her top hatemail-generating segment from the week, Jen says the pink hats from the Women’s March are basically the same thing as TruckNutz.

• (00:29:50) - Jen is so inactive her dog thinks she’s a plant.

• (00:00:00) - Some people say the #10YearChallenge is a government plot so that artificial intelligence can better recognize people. Jen points out that the government will never recognize her from her Instagram because she uses so many filters

• (00:8:49) - Jen gets lost at SiriusXM so often that her producer wants to put a bell cat collar on her. Jen also discusses the viral tweet by the dad who regrets parenthood.

• (00)33)18) - Jen talks about the importance of “starting with why” when it comes to parenthood, and also points out that everyone hates the Catholic Church until their house is haunted.

• (00:00:00) - Jen talks about the crazy thing that happened during her talk in front of 18,000 people.

• (00:20:25)- Some people think Grover dropped an f-bomb on Sesame Street. Jen plays it and gives her take.

• (00:35:08)- Jen asks listeners to give her something for her birthday. She also brings up nudist restaurants again.

Check out Jen's Saints Name Generator at SaintsNameGenerator.com, and her Word of the Year Generator at WordOfTheYear.me - she hand-coded these sites as a gift for her fans to inspire them in the new year.

(00:00:00) - Jen reacts way too strongly to the latest Instagram update and runs through some of the show’s funniest bits from 2018.

(00:25:43)- Jen talks about Colin O’Brady yet again. Then she honors Kate Spade, Anthony Bourdain, Avicii, and other celebrities we lost to suicide this year.

(00:46:26) - Some people think Santa should be a woman, and Jen has a surprising theory what why this is a thing.

• (00:00:00) - Jen plays clips from John Crist and talks about why her dream of doing “bed church” didn’t work out

• (00:12:01) - Jen reviews more of the show’s funniest bits from 2018

• (00:26:25) - Jen is talking about Colin O’Brady again

• (00:00:00) - Jen highlights songs that show that people in our culture are crushingly lonely. But first she takes 15 minutes to go off on modern sexual morality so skip that part if you want to get to the songs.

• (00:37:21) - Jen plays some of the funniest bits that have aired on the show in 2018.

• (00:47:49) - Jen does her annual rant about the “Christmastime in Africa” song, the segment that generates more hatemail than anything else she does all year!

• (00:00:00) - Jen is enchanted with explorer Colin O’Brady’s current trek across Antarctica, and cracks up at the encouraging comments that his friends Lewis Howes and Jesse Itzler are leaving for him on Instagram.

• (00:32:43)- Fri 11/30 H1 S3 - Jen and Joe have created fake IDs to get their kids a student discount at the symphony and now risk getting kicked out.

• (00:44:35)- Thurs 11/29 H1 S1 - Callers call in with “Christmas Songs We Hate” and it’s one of the most popular call segments ever.

• (0:00:00)- Jen’s friend Lino Rulli won’t meet her at the Yale Club because he “doesn’t own slacks,” so she creates a fundraising drive.

• (00:11:37)- Megan Markle thinks hypnobirthing is going to work and Jen thinks that’s hilarious.

• (00:22:51)- Jen’s producer challenges her to try to find a Catholic connection to a random song.

(00:00) - Jen explains why Alexa needs a “I Am A Horrible Human Being” button you can check at setup. She also admits that she lets her husband tell her how to vote but let’s pretend she didn’t say that.

(21:46)- A guy swam all around the island of Great Britain and Jen is equally horrified and inspired.

(42:27)- Jen is trying to make a point about the pet pampering industry but ends up getting distracted by a 10-hour remix of the Meow Mix theme song.