This incredible 4th Grader is fighting to make recess accessible to all, but he needs your help!

Amelia's confessing to a complete stranger! She overheard him giving the Kroger cashier his number, wrote it down, then called us. 

She hates this old man's parking so much that she left a rude note, so Jeff channeled his best old man and called her up about it. 

Sorry ma'am, there's just too many Olivias at the daycare this year. 

He says his fiance is showing off WAY too much after breast implants, and wants to ask her to stop.

It's crazy that nobody noticed the whole time, but it's been done and we've got stories to prove it. 

UPDATE: Doug's back to tell us how he accidentally outed himself by coming on with us yesterday.

Imagine if Tinder could see all your convos, hear everything you said to your friends about each guy, and see all your matches. 

Between jars full of hair and sending creepy cat videos, some people just REALLY don't know how to date. 

Her story is DISGUSTING, but absolutely hilarious. And she's not the only one who's been banned from somewhere.