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A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
The
"I still can't believe I was stupid enough to mix up that erotic story with my sermon!" He exclaimed. "Why did I print it out?"
"Ah
"Yes
"No
This
"Morning!" He said.
"Hello Gordon!" Jenna replied. "How are you getting on with, you know?" She winked.
"Ah
"Me too. We're halfway through Lent. Stay strong. You'll get through it!"
"I'll
"These are nice!" Jenna said, holding up the pipes. "Great condition."
"They make great wall ornaments. I see loads of them for sale on eBay. Some go for really high prices."
"I'll
"Certainly!"
"Gladys
The organist's face fell. "Um, oh right. Yes. I'm sure I can."
"Great!
Gordon gulped. The thought of calling round to see Mrs. Wilcox terrified him.
"My
Jenna
"Hmm, this larger one, it could be just the right size!"
Up
Flue
"Ooh
"Ah!"
Her
Jenna
Norman Winstanley turned into Rosebay Gardens, the quaint little cul-de-sac where Mrs. Wilcox lived.
"Nice
Glancing round, he was amused by the pair of garden gnomes on the front lawn. They were dressed in bondage gear.
The front door opened and Mrs. Wilcox appeared. "Oh, hello Norman! What are you doing here?"
"Here to fix your kitchen door, my dear!" Norman replied. "Gordon sends his apologies but something came up."
"Dearie
Norman raised an eyebrow, but ignored her actions. After all, the old bird was eighty-six.
"God,
"Fuck, yes!" The vicar's wife screamed out as she found a new use for the old organ pipes.
"Don't
"Right you are, Gladys," the churchwarden replied. This was more of a thrill than he ever imagined.
And here I was worrying how I'd survive six weeks without sex from the vicar's wife! He thought.
"Norman!"
Norman did as she asked and she struck his bare buttocks with a riding crop.
"Ouch!"
"You're a very naughty boy!" Mrs. Wilcox said. "What are you?"
"I'm a very naughty boy!" Norman replied.
Jenna Breaks Her Lent Vow, In Order To Aid The Bishop.Bishop
Bishop
"That bloody cyclist! He shouldn't have been on the pavement in the first place!"
He'd
Bishop
Meanwhile, back at St Michael's Vicarage, Jenna sipped a coffee and idly ran her finger down the cup.
"Poor
Reverend
"I only met her once. She scared me!" Jenna admitted.
The
Jenna
Reverend
The bishop was more than delighted when Reverend Morris arrived to collect him from the hospital, the next day.
"You're
"Think
Bishop
"Must
"That's
Changing
He
"I
The traffic noise was loud, as rush hour was approaching.
"Oh
"I'm sure," he replied.
She is very talented indeed at playing a man's organ too! George thought to himself.
"Our
"That's nice. Not many want to take the time to help the elderly these days."
‘Samaritan’ ServicesBishop George soon settled in at the vicarage. The bed was far more comfortable than the one in the hospital.
"I think I'll be just fine here," he grinned.
"We're
"I wouldn't mind the touch of your healing hands," he whispered in Jenna's ear as she prepared to leave.
"Oh,
Bishop George looked as if his recovery had taken a turn for the worse!
On
"Poor
Bishop George was half-asleep, when he heard Jenna entering his room. She sat down on the chair beside his bed.
His
"Aiding your recovery."
Excitement
"I thought you'd given it up for Lent?"
"I
"Oh
He was already semi-erect.
Jenna's
Bishop George put his hands together. "For what I am about to receive, O Lord, make me truly thankful."
Jenna
Unable to remain composed any longer, the bishop murmured. "Oh my God,"
Jenna
Bishop
At
Bishop George's whole body trembled, as he climaxed and spent.
"Oh
He
"Are you feeling better now?" She whispered.
"Much better! I'll sleep like a log tonight, and I just know I'll be up and walking around in no time!"
"I'm so relieved that it's only your leg that was injured, George. Thankfully, what matters is still in fine working order."
Suddenly, the sound of the front door opening, brought them to their senses.
"Better
George
Jenna
"I
Jenna could still taste the bishop's cum on her lips as she headed down the stairs.
"Ah, Jen! Is everything alright?" Reverend Morris said, hanging his coat up. "I hope George didn't give you too much trouble?"
"Oh no trouble at all. The old boy is sleeping like a baby."
Jenna’s Threesome In The Church HallA close encounter with an old, bitter enemy, and a blessed miracle! And Gordon the organist is a big softie deep down,
This joyful Eastertide
away with sin and sorrow!
My love, the Crucified,
has sprung to life this morrow.
Had Christ, who once was slain,
not burst his three-day prison,
our faith had been in vain:
but now hath Christ arisen,
arisen, arisen;
but now has Christ arisen!
"On
Though,
Over at the organ, Gordon was also hoping he'd soon be able to resume giving Jenna "organ lessons."
"Look
"Oh God, she's beautiful and I am so bloody horny," Gordon muttered, slipping a hand under his black robe and rubbing himself.
"Please
"Our hymn, Thine Be the Glory!" The vicar repeated.
"Oh!" Gordon spluttered, and slammed his fingers down on the manuals so hard, the entire church seemed to vibrate.
"Goodness
After the hymn, the curate took over the reading of the notices. Reverend Morris slipped over to the organ.
"Bit
"Sorry about that, Vicar, this upper manual does require a bit more pressure these days!"
Reverend Morris chuckled. The organist was just as guilty as he was for thinking irreverent thoughts during the service.
"We may rejoice now that the Lent period has ended."
"Aye, I fully intend to," Gordon replied, rearranging his music sheets.
"You never said what it was that you gave up."
"Umm, think it was whiskey. What did you give up for Lent, Vicar?"
"Err, chocolate." He glanced at Jenna, sat in the front aisle. "I'm going to pig out and eat out a, err, eat a lot of it later."
Gordon nodded, as the reverend returned to the pulpit. "He's even worse at lying than I am."
The
"Do
After a longer than normal gathering, it was time to clear away the chairs and tables.
"Where's Norman Winstanley gone? He's usually here to move these tables." Reverend Morris wondered.
"Oh
Gordon raised an eyebrow. "Is he your personal slave Gladys? He never seems to be away."
"Well
The
The
"Hello,
"Right you are, Vicar. Sorry, I was miles away."
"Daydreaming?" Jenna winked at him.
"Perhaps."
The three of them headed to the far end of the hall and down a corridor, where the storeroom was. Jenna smiled as they went in. Haven't
"One
Gordon
"Hmm, yes. I'll have to have a word with Reverend Ewing."
Jenna
"It'll be more scared of you than you are of it," Reverend Morris said.
"Simon, that doesn't make me feel any better! You know I hate spiders!"
"Where is the offending arachnid? I'll squash it with my shoe."
"You'll
Amidst the uproar over the spider, none of them noticed or heard the storeroom door being pulled shut and locked.
"Now the fun begins," a voice sniggered, opening an app on an iPhone.
"Right,
"What?" Reverend Morris rushed over. "I don't believe it, how is it locked? It can't be locked without a key."
"Some
"Wait, so we're trapped in here?" Jenna said.
"For
"Really
"Oh."
"Problem?"
"Um, looks like the battery's dead. I swear there was 5% charge still on it but guess I was wrong."
"Boys,
"This
"Okay
The vicar and organist looked at each other. "What do you mean, Jen?"
That familiar naughtiness appeared on her face. "Well you both know I gave up sex for Lent, right?"
They cleared their throats. "Yes."
"Lent's over. Let's have some fun."
"Jenna, what are you suggesting?" Reverend Morris spluttered.
"I think your lovely wife is suggesting a threesome, Vicar." Gordon replied, fully up for it.
"How about it? It's nice to share, yes? Like we all did when it was my birthday?"
Reverend Morris was his usual reserved self at first, but there was no denying, like Gordon, he was as horny as a rutting stag.
"Well, um, there are no security cameras in here, are there?"
"As
Jenna
"Oh,
In
"Well
"Hopefully
"Oh
Mrs.
"Oh
"Disgusting behavior," Mrs. Norris fumed. Yet she continued to watch intently.
Gordon
When
"Did you miss my organ pipe?"
"God yes!"
The
"Fuck yes, I've missed this so much!"
At the same time, Reverend Morris unzipped his trousers and approached behind his wife.
"Whilst
He pressed his member against her cunt. Jenna gasped as her husband applied pressure, and slid his cock into her.
"I've missed your Holy Rod, my love."
He
"Ah,
"Bloody
This
Reverend Morris gently pulled out of her and Jenna rolled over & sat up, cum oozing from her throbbing womanhood.
"Don't keep Gordon waiting, Jen," he whispered to her. "He needs more than a quick blow of the organ pipe."
She nodded, kissing him. "I won't. I intend to make this just as special for him as it was for you."
Gordon brightened up. "What, you mean I'm getting the full Monty?"
"I really enjoy that organ pipe of yours inside me, Gordon," she winked.
He was more than happy with sloppy seconds.
Sitting
All
When
With a yell, Gordon grabbed her hips and shot spurt after spurt of thick cum into the goddess above him.
"Wow,
"Oh
"Never better Jen," he mumbled. "Bit dusty in this room, eh? Think it's irritating my eyes a bit."
"We're
"And I love you both," Jenna said, slipping her arms round the two of them.
Gordon felt himself filling up, but he held it together.
Gladys watches"Utterly
"Prosecuted?"
"How the hell can you say that? He's a dirty old man if you ask me."
"When
"So you're not going to give me the footage?" Mrs. Norris snapped.
"No dearie, I'm not. I'm deleting this video right now."
"No don't!"
But
"You
"Everything alright, Gran?"
"Oh
Her plans to destroy Jenna thwarted, Mrs. Norris accepted defeat and drove off, away from St. Michael's church forever.
Jenna, Reverend Morris and Gordon had just finished getting dressed when the door of the storeroom was unlocked.
"Oh
"No worries, Gladys, there's no harm done. We were only in there half an hour."
As they all headed out of the hall, Josh the curate came rushing inside, out of breath.
"Jenna! I just got your message! I'd just driven Bishop George home when I read it. Oh I'm glad you all got out of there!"
"Not
The
"We now we look forward to Ascension tide," Reverend Morris said, a few Sundays after Easter. “The Feast of Pentecost follows.”
Jenna returned from the church toilets. She'd been feeling off-color for the past couple of days and now knew why.
"Simon, I must speak with you and Gordon," she said, as the church began emptying.
"What's wrong Jen? You don't look too good."
Gordon was tidying up his music books and switching off the organ, when the vicar appeared.
"Jenna has something to tell us," Reverend Morris said. "She says it's very happy, but life-changing news."
The organist put down his books immediately. This sounded serious, and he felt his stomach jump. "What's up?"
"Well
Both men's jaws dropped.
Gordon
Simon
Jenna beamed. She turned to Simon and asked; “Simon, have you ever been a godfather?”
By Blacksheep, for Literotica.
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A series in 17 parts, by Blacksheep. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.
The
"I still can't believe I was stupid enough to mix up that erotic story with my sermon!" He exclaimed. "Why did I print it out?"
"Ah
"Yes
"No
This
"Morning!" He said.
"Hello Gordon!" Jenna replied. "How are you getting on with, you know?" She winked.
"Ah
"Me too. We're halfway through Lent. Stay strong. You'll get through it!"
"I'll
"These are nice!" Jenna said, holding up the pipes. "Great condition."
"They make great wall ornaments. I see loads of them for sale on eBay. Some go for really high prices."
"I'll
"Certainly!"
"Gladys
The organist's face fell. "Um, oh right. Yes. I'm sure I can."
"Great!
Gordon gulped. The thought of calling round to see Mrs. Wilcox terrified him.
"My
Jenna
"Hmm, this larger one, it could be just the right size!"
Up
Flue
"Ooh
"Ah!"
Her
Jenna
Norman Winstanley turned into Rosebay Gardens, the quaint little cul-de-sac where Mrs. Wilcox lived.
"Nice
Glancing round, he was amused by the pair of garden gnomes on the front lawn. They were dressed in bondage gear.
The front door opened and Mrs. Wilcox appeared. "Oh, hello Norman! What are you doing here?"
"Here to fix your kitchen door, my dear!" Norman replied. "Gordon sends his apologies but something came up."
"Dearie
Norman raised an eyebrow, but ignored her actions. After all, the old bird was eighty-six.
"God,
"Fuck, yes!" The vicar's wife screamed out as she found a new use for the old organ pipes.
"Don't
"Right you are, Gladys," the churchwarden replied. This was more of a thrill than he ever imagined.
And here I was worrying how I'd survive six weeks without sex from the vicar's wife! He thought.
"Norman!"
Norman did as she asked and she struck his bare buttocks with a riding crop.
"Ouch!"
"You're a very naughty boy!" Mrs. Wilcox said. "What are you?"
"I'm a very naughty boy!" Norman replied.
Jenna Breaks Her Lent Vow, In Order To Aid The Bishop.Bishop
Bishop
"That bloody cyclist! He shouldn't have been on the pavement in the first place!"
He'd
Bishop
Meanwhile, back at St Michael's Vicarage, Jenna sipped a coffee and idly ran her finger down the cup.
"Poor
Reverend
"I only met her once. She scared me!" Jenna admitted.
The
Jenna
Reverend
The bishop was more than delighted when Reverend Morris arrived to collect him from the hospital, the next day.
"You're
"Think
Bishop
"Must
"That's
Changing
He
"I
The traffic noise was loud, as rush hour was approaching.
"Oh
"I'm sure," he replied.
She is very talented indeed at playing a man's organ too! George thought to himself.
"Our
"That's nice. Not many want to take the time to help the elderly these days."
‘Samaritan’ ServicesBishop George soon settled in at the vicarage. The bed was far more comfortable than the one in the hospital.
"I think I'll be just fine here," he grinned.
"We're
"I wouldn't mind the touch of your healing hands," he whispered in Jenna's ear as she prepared to leave.
"Oh,
Bishop George looked as if his recovery had taken a turn for the worse!
On
"Poor
Bishop George was half-asleep, when he heard Jenna entering his room. She sat down on the chair beside his bed.
His
"Aiding your recovery."
Excitement
"I thought you'd given it up for Lent?"
"I
"Oh
He was already semi-erect.
Jenna's
Bishop George put his hands together. "For what I am about to receive, O Lord, make me truly thankful."
Jenna
Unable to remain composed any longer, the bishop murmured. "Oh my God,"
Jenna
Bishop
At
Bishop George's whole body trembled, as he climaxed and spent.
"Oh
He
"Are you feeling better now?" She whispered.
"Much better! I'll sleep like a log tonight, and I just know I'll be up and walking around in no time!"
"I'm so relieved that it's only your leg that was injured, George. Thankfully, what matters is still in fine working order."
Suddenly, the sound of the front door opening, brought them to their senses.
"Better
George
Jenna
"I
Jenna could still taste the bishop's cum on her lips as she headed down the stairs.
"Ah, Jen! Is everything alright?" Reverend Morris said, hanging his coat up. "I hope George didn't give you too much trouble?"
"Oh no trouble at all. The old boy is sleeping like a baby."
Jenna’s Threesome In The Church HallA close encounter with an old, bitter enemy, and a blessed miracle! And Gordon the organist is a big softie deep down,
This joyful Eastertide
away with sin and sorrow!
My love, the Crucified,
has sprung to life this morrow.
Had Christ, who once was slain,
not burst his three-day prison,
our faith had been in vain:
but now hath Christ arisen,
arisen, arisen;
but now has Christ arisen!
"On
Though,
Over at the organ, Gordon was also hoping he'd soon be able to resume giving Jenna "organ lessons."
"Look
"Oh God, she's beautiful and I am so bloody horny," Gordon muttered, slipping a hand under his black robe and rubbing himself.
"Please
"Our hymn, Thine Be the Glory!" The vicar repeated.
"Oh!" Gordon spluttered, and slammed his fingers down on the manuals so hard, the entire church seemed to vibrate.
"Goodness
After the hymn, the curate took over the reading of the notices. Reverend Morris slipped over to the organ.
"Bit
"Sorry about that, Vicar, this upper manual does require a bit more pressure these days!"
Reverend Morris chuckled. The organist was just as guilty as he was for thinking irreverent thoughts during the service.
"We may rejoice now that the Lent period has ended."
"Aye, I fully intend to," Gordon replied, rearranging his music sheets.
"You never said what it was that you gave up."
"Umm, think it was whiskey. What did you give up for Lent, Vicar?"
"Err, chocolate." He glanced at Jenna, sat in the front aisle. "I'm going to pig out and eat out a, err, eat a lot of it later."
Gordon nodded, as the reverend returned to the pulpit. "He's even worse at lying than I am."
The
"Do
After a longer than normal gathering, it was time to clear away the chairs and tables.
"Where's Norman Winstanley gone? He's usually here to move these tables." Reverend Morris wondered.
"Oh
Gordon raised an eyebrow. "Is he your personal slave Gladys? He never seems to be away."
"Well
The
The
"Hello,
"Right you are, Vicar. Sorry, I was miles away."
"Daydreaming?" Jenna winked at him.
"Perhaps."
The three of them headed to the far end of the hall and down a corridor, where the storeroom was. Jenna smiled as they went in. Haven't
"One
Gordon
"Hmm, yes. I'll have to have a word with Reverend Ewing."
Jenna
"It'll be more scared of you than you are of it," Reverend Morris said.
"Simon, that doesn't make me feel any better! You know I hate spiders!"
"Where is the offending arachnid? I'll squash it with my shoe."
"You'll
Amidst the uproar over the spider, none of them noticed or heard the storeroom door being pulled shut and locked.
"Now the fun begins," a voice sniggered, opening an app on an iPhone.
"Right,
"What?" Reverend Morris rushed over. "I don't believe it, how is it locked? It can't be locked without a key."
"Some
"Wait, so we're trapped in here?" Jenna said.
"For
"Really
"Oh."
"Problem?"
"Um, looks like the battery's dead. I swear there was 5% charge still on it but guess I was wrong."
"Boys,
"This
"Okay
The vicar and organist looked at each other. "What do you mean, Jen?"
That familiar naughtiness appeared on her face. "Well you both know I gave up sex for Lent, right?"
They cleared their throats. "Yes."
"Lent's over. Let's have some fun."
"Jenna, what are you suggesting?" Reverend Morris spluttered.
"I think your lovely wife is suggesting a threesome, Vicar." Gordon replied, fully up for it.
"How about it? It's nice to share, yes? Like we all did when it was my birthday?"
Reverend Morris was his usual reserved self at first, but there was no denying, like Gordon, he was as horny as a rutting stag.
"Well, um, there are no security cameras in here, are there?"
"As
Jenna
"Oh,
In
"Well
"Hopefully
"Oh
Mrs.
"Oh
"Disgusting behavior," Mrs. Norris fumed. Yet she continued to watch intently.
Gordon
When
"Did you miss my organ pipe?"
"God yes!"
The
"Fuck yes, I've missed this so much!"
At the same time, Reverend Morris unzipped his trousers and approached behind his wife.
"Whilst
He pressed his member against her cunt. Jenna gasped as her husband applied pressure, and slid his cock into her.
"I've missed your Holy Rod, my love."
He
"Ah,
"Bloody
This
Reverend Morris gently pulled out of her and Jenna rolled over & sat up, cum oozing from her throbbing womanhood.
"Don't keep Gordon waiting, Jen," he whispered to her. "He needs more than a quick blow of the organ pipe."
She nodded, kissing him. "I won't. I intend to make this just as special for him as it was for you."
Gordon brightened up. "What, you mean I'm getting the full Monty?"
"I really enjoy that organ pipe of yours inside me, Gordon," she winked.
He was more than happy with sloppy seconds.
Sitting
All
When
With a yell, Gordon grabbed her hips and shot spurt after spurt of thick cum into the goddess above him.
"Wow,
"Oh
"Never better Jen," he mumbled. "Bit dusty in this room, eh? Think it's irritating my eyes a bit."
"We're
"And I love you both," Jenna said, slipping her arms round the two of them.
Gordon felt himself filling up, but he held it together.
Gladys watches"Utterly
"Prosecuted?"
"How the hell can you say that? He's a dirty old man if you ask me."
"When
"So you're not going to give me the footage?" Mrs. Norris snapped.
"No dearie, I'm not. I'm deleting this video right now."
"No don't!"
But
"You
"Everything alright, Gran?"
"Oh
Her plans to destroy Jenna thwarted, Mrs. Norris accepted defeat and drove off, away from St. Michael's church forever.
Jenna, Reverend Morris and Gordon had just finished getting dressed when the door of the storeroom was unlocked.
"Oh
"No worries, Gladys, there's no harm done. We were only in there half an hour."
As they all headed out of the hall, Josh the curate came rushing inside, out of breath.
"Jenna! I just got your message! I'd just driven Bishop George home when I read it. Oh I'm glad you all got out of there!"
"Not
The
"We now we look forward to Ascension tide," Reverend Morris said, a few Sundays after Easter. “The Feast of Pentecost follows.”
Jenna returned from the church toilets. She'd been feeling off-color for the past couple of days and now knew why.
"Simon, I must speak with you and Gordon," she said, as the church began emptying.
"What's wrong Jen? You don't look too good."
Gordon was tidying up his music books and switching off the organ, when the vicar appeared.
"Jenna has something to tell us," Reverend Morris said. "She says it's very happy, but life-changing news."
The organist put down his books immediately. This sounded serious, and he felt his stomach jump. "What's up?"
"Well
Both men's jaws dropped.
Gordon
Simon
Jenna beamed. She turned to Simon and asked; “Simon, have you ever been a godfather?”
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