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A series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
St Michael's parish church was a charming place of worship
And so, our story begins,
Reverend Simon Morris was a vicar who hadn't gotten laid in
There was just one area where God had been unable to help
"O Lord God, who hast called thy servants to ventures
Amen."
Reverend Morris said a quick prayer to himself as he shook
The nosey old ladies, Josh, the new and nervous curate,
Then there was Jenna Fox. Twenty, red haired and absolutely
He'd spotted her in the congregation earlier, but not on the
"Good morning Reverend!" Jenna said, bold as
"Oh, good morning Jenna," Reverend Morris replied,
"I wore black today. For the Queen. Loved your sermon
"Thanks. Glad you liked it. It's been hard to write.
"Mmm, maybe later," she grinned. "Did you
Feeling a little uncomfortable at how close she was, he felt
He hurried off to the vestry. In there, he looked at himself
"Well at least I'm much younger than Prince
"You're not getting away from me this time
Before he could say anything, she'd cornered him. Glancing
"I've wanted you for a long time Reverend," she
"J-Jenna, this isn't appropriate. I, I am a married
"Not a very happy one, I suspect. I can always
Powerless to resist this angel of sin, the smitten vicar
"Your wife,
"Lucy and I have been leading separate, and sexless
"I'm sorry to hear that. So let me bring you some salvation."
He leaned in to kiss the exposed skin of Jenna's neck; his
Even with the cassock and surplice on, there was no
Lord Jesus, Jenna was trembling so much with excitement.
Without further ado, she unfastened his belt before reaching
"No, no, leave that on," Jenna said.
"As you wish." He mumbled holding up his cassock,
Jenna knelt in front of the vicar, pulled down the zipper of
"Oh wow. Where did you get those, Reverend?" Jenna
He blushed. "Um, a church event I attended in London.
"Umm." Jenna pulled down his trousers and boxers,
"Ah. The staff of life."
She took his hot length in her hand, feeling it, and stroked
"Oh dear God," Reverend Morris groaned.
As she groped his shaft, she realized just how wet with
"Ooh, Reverend you certainly have sinned," Jenna
"Oh, I am blessed!" He gasped.
Jenna licked every inch of his love pole, running her tongue
In her throatiest, most sexy tone, she said, "Well
Like a bolt of lightning, Reverend Morris kissed Jenna's
"Ah hah!" Jenna gasped. "Oh, Reverend. Yes!
Jenna was in a state of complete euphoria. She had dreamt
Reverend Morris began to quicken his thrusts and rammed his
"Ah! Praise the Lord!"
Jenna looked at Reverend Morris, and for the first time in
"For what I hath received, I am truly thankful,"
"Me too," Jenna replied, her insides filled with
In the afterglow of their sinful fun, they kissed each other
"I suppose, we should head over to the church
Gordon Leesmith was not having a good day. Another Sunday,
"You played the wrong opening hymn, Gordon," John
"That's not what the vicar told me," Gordon
"Anyways I just thought I'd let you know. Patricia and
"No change there then," Gordon replied, unable to
John was so taken aback, he couldn't speak for a moment.
"Don't come the innocent with me, you're the biggest
"I wouldn't argue in a church."
"I'll argue anywhere as long as I'm in the right. Now
Thus suitably chastised, the subdued John left, and Gordon
That was before his divorce.
Gordon was fifty-five, and had been organist and choirmaster
Jenna had been quietly observing the little outburst with
Jenna licked her lips. She was aching for a romp with
"Poor, miserable Gordon." Jenna mused. "I
"I wonder if the organist will let me play with his
Gordon was busy rifling through hymn books and didn't notice
"Uh. Can I help you with something?"
"Oh hello," Jenna replied, acting rather coy.
"Gordon. Bad time? There's never a good time," he
"Well I just wanted to thank you, Gordon. You played my
His attention captured, Gordon finally put down the books he
"I love anything by Charles Wesley. His hymns are
"Indeed they are. He wrote thousands during his
Gordon certainly was hard to read. Jenna wondered if she was
"Every week I come to church and I hear you play these
"I've had enough practice. I've been doing this for
Evidently, Gordon wasn't used to receiving any kind of
Jenna walked closer. "You're so talented."
"Ah, well. That's, nice of you to say. What's your
Her persistence seemed to be paying off, and the organist appeared
"Jenna."
"Do you play any musical instruments, Jenna?"
"Just the piano."
He nodded. "Good, good. For work or just a hobby?"
"Oh purely as a hobby," she smiled, flicking her
Gordon's stern face finally relaxed into a smile. "Why
"Oh how about And Can It Be?"
He shuffled around on the stool. "Very well. I often practice
"Me neither," Jenna said, walking up to beside
"Right, are you ready?"
The strains of the great Wesleyan hymn filled the church as
"I don't hear any singing, Jenna. How about you sing
"Ok!" She grinned, and he resumed playing.
"And can it be, that I should gain - An int'rest in the
Jenna deftly unfastened the first button on her white top.
"Died He for me, who caused His pain,For me, who Him to
Gordon happened to glance to his right again, and almost
"Amazing love! How can it be, That Thou, my God,
She unfastened another button. Gordon continued playing, and
"Amazing love! How can it be, That Thou, my God,
Gordon's eyes almost popped out of his head and he cleared his
"Go on, play a second verse!" Jenna said.
He continued to play, but could feel his face burning. Jenna
"Just one more verse, Gordon! I'll give it my
He continued playing and she resumed singing, her pale, pert
"Oh dear God," Gordon thought to himself. What a
By Dawkins BlogA series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
St Michael's parish church was a charming place of worship
And so, our story begins,
Reverend Simon Morris was a vicar who hadn't gotten laid in
There was just one area where God had been unable to help
"O Lord God, who hast called thy servants to ventures
Amen."
Reverend Morris said a quick prayer to himself as he shook
The nosey old ladies, Josh, the new and nervous curate,
Then there was Jenna Fox. Twenty, red haired and absolutely
He'd spotted her in the congregation earlier, but not on the
"Good morning Reverend!" Jenna said, bold as
"Oh, good morning Jenna," Reverend Morris replied,
"I wore black today. For the Queen. Loved your sermon
"Thanks. Glad you liked it. It's been hard to write.
"Mmm, maybe later," she grinned. "Did you
Feeling a little uncomfortable at how close she was, he felt
He hurried off to the vestry. In there, he looked at himself
"Well at least I'm much younger than Prince
"You're not getting away from me this time
Before he could say anything, she'd cornered him. Glancing
"I've wanted you for a long time Reverend," she
"J-Jenna, this isn't appropriate. I, I am a married
"Not a very happy one, I suspect. I can always
Powerless to resist this angel of sin, the smitten vicar
"Your wife,
"Lucy and I have been leading separate, and sexless
"I'm sorry to hear that. So let me bring you some salvation."
He leaned in to kiss the exposed skin of Jenna's neck; his
Even with the cassock and surplice on, there was no
Lord Jesus, Jenna was trembling so much with excitement.
Without further ado, she unfastened his belt before reaching
"No, no, leave that on," Jenna said.
"As you wish." He mumbled holding up his cassock,
Jenna knelt in front of the vicar, pulled down the zipper of
"Oh wow. Where did you get those, Reverend?" Jenna
He blushed. "Um, a church event I attended in London.
"Umm." Jenna pulled down his trousers and boxers,
"Ah. The staff of life."
She took his hot length in her hand, feeling it, and stroked
"Oh dear God," Reverend Morris groaned.
As she groped his shaft, she realized just how wet with
"Ooh, Reverend you certainly have sinned," Jenna
"Oh, I am blessed!" He gasped.
Jenna licked every inch of his love pole, running her tongue
In her throatiest, most sexy tone, she said, "Well
Like a bolt of lightning, Reverend Morris kissed Jenna's
"Ah hah!" Jenna gasped. "Oh, Reverend. Yes!
Jenna was in a state of complete euphoria. She had dreamt
Reverend Morris began to quicken his thrusts and rammed his
"Ah! Praise the Lord!"
Jenna looked at Reverend Morris, and for the first time in
"For what I hath received, I am truly thankful,"
"Me too," Jenna replied, her insides filled with
In the afterglow of their sinful fun, they kissed each other
"I suppose, we should head over to the church
Gordon Leesmith was not having a good day. Another Sunday,
"You played the wrong opening hymn, Gordon," John
"That's not what the vicar told me," Gordon
"Anyways I just thought I'd let you know. Patricia and
"No change there then," Gordon replied, unable to
John was so taken aback, he couldn't speak for a moment.
"Don't come the innocent with me, you're the biggest
"I wouldn't argue in a church."
"I'll argue anywhere as long as I'm in the right. Now
Thus suitably chastised, the subdued John left, and Gordon
That was before his divorce.
Gordon was fifty-five, and had been organist and choirmaster
Jenna had been quietly observing the little outburst with
Jenna licked her lips. She was aching for a romp with
"Poor, miserable Gordon." Jenna mused. "I
"I wonder if the organist will let me play with his
Gordon was busy rifling through hymn books and didn't notice
"Uh. Can I help you with something?"
"Oh hello," Jenna replied, acting rather coy.
"Gordon. Bad time? There's never a good time," he
"Well I just wanted to thank you, Gordon. You played my
His attention captured, Gordon finally put down the books he
"I love anything by Charles Wesley. His hymns are
"Indeed they are. He wrote thousands during his
Gordon certainly was hard to read. Jenna wondered if she was
"Every week I come to church and I hear you play these
"I've had enough practice. I've been doing this for
Evidently, Gordon wasn't used to receiving any kind of
Jenna walked closer. "You're so talented."
"Ah, well. That's, nice of you to say. What's your
Her persistence seemed to be paying off, and the organist appeared
"Jenna."
"Do you play any musical instruments, Jenna?"
"Just the piano."
He nodded. "Good, good. For work or just a hobby?"
"Oh purely as a hobby," she smiled, flicking her
Gordon's stern face finally relaxed into a smile. "Why
"Oh how about And Can It Be?"
He shuffled around on the stool. "Very well. I often practice
"Me neither," Jenna said, walking up to beside
"Right, are you ready?"
The strains of the great Wesleyan hymn filled the church as
"I don't hear any singing, Jenna. How about you sing
"Ok!" She grinned, and he resumed playing.
"And can it be, that I should gain - An int'rest in the
Jenna deftly unfastened the first button on her white top.
"Died He for me, who caused His pain,For me, who Him to
Gordon happened to glance to his right again, and almost
"Amazing love! How can it be, That Thou, my God,
She unfastened another button. Gordon continued playing, and
"Amazing love! How can it be, That Thou, my God,
Gordon's eyes almost popped out of his head and he cleared his
"Go on, play a second verse!" Jenna said.
He continued to play, but could feel his face burning. Jenna
"Just one more verse, Gordon! I'll give it my
He continued playing and she resumed singing, her pale, pert
"Oh dear God," Gordon thought to himself. What a