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A series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
At this Sunday's service, there was much talk of the
Jenna had made an effort and brought along a bag of apples.
"I don't know how a brazen hussy like you has the cheek
Jenna remained calm, as she turned to face Mrs. Norris.
"Huh! Christian my foot. I saw what you and the
"Well if you clutch those pearls of yours any tighter
"Why you, you, .horrid little slag!" Mrs. Norris
Jenna exhaled and rolled her eyes.
"Coffee or tea?" a friendlier voice asked. It was
"Tea please," Jenna replied.
"You ok?"
"Yeah. I don't think I'll be on her Christmas card
"Don't let that old bag get to you. She's a nasty one.
"I heard her hubby spreads gossip on Facebook."
"More likely that's her doing." Debbie replied.
A brief chill ran through Jenna. What if Mrs. Norris were to
"Wise. I'm on Facebook, but only to keep up with church
"Don't worry, I won't say a word."
Jenna sipped her tea quietly as she observed the other
She headed out of the hall, in search of Gordon, when Josh
"Oh! I'm so sorry!" Josh stammered. "How
Jenna bent down and picked up the books. "You're loaded
"Um. So kind!" His pale cheeks went pink.
"Ok. Lead the way. By the way, you haven't seen the
"Oh, he and the organist are in a meeting. One of the
"Damn," Jenna muttered under her breath. "Oh
She followed Josh down to the storeroom. She'd never paid
I think this innocent curate needs some other kind of help,
The storeroom was vast, and crammed from floor to ceiling
"Holy sh,, I didn't know this room existed. And what a
"Heh, yeah." Josh said, putting the books down.
Jenna began putting the books on the shelf.
"Um you don't need to do that,
"Jenna."
Josh blushed again. "Jenna. It's kind of you to do that
"Oh I don't mind. Why should you have to do all the donkey
Josh relaxed a bit. "Pretty much, yeah. Like Batman and
"Have you always wanted to be a curate?"
Josh sat down on a stool. "In truth, no way. I wasn't
"Wow." Jenna replied, realizing how cosseted and
"There are still days when I doubt myself and I'm in a
"Don't put yourself down," Jenna said, walking
Josh blinked. "You, think so?"
"I do. Plus, you're really cute. Has a girl ever told
Josh blushed. "Err, no-one except my Nan. I don't think
"Women round here must be blind," Jenna added,
"J-Jenna, don't,
"It's alright Josh. You're not committing a sin or
"N-no, it's not that. I, um, The curate sighed.
She already knew he was single and straight, but decided to
"No, but, um, that's the problem really. I'd like one,
Jenna stroked his arm. "Tell her what?"
"I worry she'd laugh at me."
"Josh. Whatever it is, I promise I would never laugh at
He looked down. "Shit. I'm twenty-five. And I'm still a
She kissed his cheek again. "Oh Josh. That's nothing to
"Yeah but, I, um,
She pulled him to his feet and gently coaxed the truth out
"More than anything. But, dating today is scary. It's a
Jenna held back a chuckle. Mrs. Norris probably thinks of me
"I get that. But trust me. I don't think a sweet,
His eyes widened. "W-what? Here?"
"Why not? It's nice and private, And you're a really
"Jenna, He was already rock hard, and hoped his
"Shush. You're very special." She whispered,
What an adorable lamb to the slaughter, Jenna thought to
The touch of her lips sent a fire through his body, a jolt
"Shhh." Her lips caressed his own, then his nose,
"Mmm?"
She kissed him again, gently caressing his upper lip between
"Josh." Jenna smiled cheekily. "You're a
"Really?"
Just relax. I'm not going anywhere, there's no rush. All we
Jenna ran her hand down the front of his black cassock.
"I'm going to worship you," she whispered,
"Everything will be fine. I promise. Close your eyes if
The curate hesitated still, but Jenna's smile was reassuring
"There we are."
He couldn't resist a peek, through half-closed eyes. He was
"Oh my God!"
"Mmm. So beautiful. Truly God's gift to women. Just
"Uh! Oh Jesus!" The curate groaned. The crescendo
"Oh,
"Let it come."
Josh sighed deeply in relief as Jenna enveloped him again,
"That wasn't so bad, was it?" She said, standing
"Jenna. Fucking hell!"
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"Yes!" he gasped.
"Oh good. Because we're not done yet. You don't get off
An old, battered table was in the middle of the storeroom. Jenna
"Your turn."
Josh crossed himself.
"Just trust your instincts." She whispered,
Finding his courage at last, Josh moved close. With a shaky hand
"Mmm nice, Josh. Keep going!"
Encouraged, Josh lowered his mouth to her other breast, the
"Gently now."
"Sorry!"
The curate feasted on her breasts for a bit longer, before
Josh continued to lovingly kiss her thighs, his nerves
"You're doing great, Josh." Jenna answered in a
He ran a finger over her clit, causing her to let out a
"Oh Josh, He suckled gently on her clit and she let
"Jenna?" He pulled away from her, his fear
"No Josh. It was incredible, that's all. When you
Josh's heart leapt into his throat. "Oh,
"Are you ready?"
"Um, but protection, I-I don't have a condom,
"It's okay, you don't need to worry. I'm on the
"Oh, right. Good,
"Think of this as doing God's work," Jenna purred,
Slowly he positioned himself above her on the creaking
"Lord in Heaven!" It was such exquisite torture,
At first, he slipped in and out of her slowly. He buried his
"Umm, oh God Josh. Yes! Go harder!"
Jenna slowly relaxed her control, allowing him to work his
"Oh Josh, that's so good!"
He speeded up, as she wrapped her legs round him. Soon he
"Jenna!" He could feel his climax coming now, a
"Ugh!" With a roar of release the curate came,
When they'd both calmed down, Jenna held him close and
"Just fantastic, absolutely fantastic! I, wow. That
"Not at all. You go ahead."
When he'd finished, he opened his eyes and looked at Jenna,
T'was the Year of Our Lord 1739, and on a road bound for
"Innkeeper! I hath been riding all day and my poor
By Dawkins BlogA series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
At this Sunday's service, there was much talk of the
Jenna had made an effort and brought along a bag of apples.
"I don't know how a brazen hussy like you has the cheek
Jenna remained calm, as she turned to face Mrs. Norris.
"Huh! Christian my foot. I saw what you and the
"Well if you clutch those pearls of yours any tighter
"Why you, you, .horrid little slag!" Mrs. Norris
Jenna exhaled and rolled her eyes.
"Coffee or tea?" a friendlier voice asked. It was
"Tea please," Jenna replied.
"You ok?"
"Yeah. I don't think I'll be on her Christmas card
"Don't let that old bag get to you. She's a nasty one.
"I heard her hubby spreads gossip on Facebook."
"More likely that's her doing." Debbie replied.
A brief chill ran through Jenna. What if Mrs. Norris were to
"Wise. I'm on Facebook, but only to keep up with church
"Don't worry, I won't say a word."
Jenna sipped her tea quietly as she observed the other
She headed out of the hall, in search of Gordon, when Josh
"Oh! I'm so sorry!" Josh stammered. "How
Jenna bent down and picked up the books. "You're loaded
"Um. So kind!" His pale cheeks went pink.
"Ok. Lead the way. By the way, you haven't seen the
"Oh, he and the organist are in a meeting. One of the
"Damn," Jenna muttered under her breath. "Oh
She followed Josh down to the storeroom. She'd never paid
I think this innocent curate needs some other kind of help,
The storeroom was vast, and crammed from floor to ceiling
"Holy sh,, I didn't know this room existed. And what a
"Heh, yeah." Josh said, putting the books down.
Jenna began putting the books on the shelf.
"Um you don't need to do that,
"Jenna."
Josh blushed again. "Jenna. It's kind of you to do that
"Oh I don't mind. Why should you have to do all the donkey
Josh relaxed a bit. "Pretty much, yeah. Like Batman and
"Have you always wanted to be a curate?"
Josh sat down on a stool. "In truth, no way. I wasn't
"Wow." Jenna replied, realizing how cosseted and
"There are still days when I doubt myself and I'm in a
"Don't put yourself down," Jenna said, walking
Josh blinked. "You, think so?"
"I do. Plus, you're really cute. Has a girl ever told
Josh blushed. "Err, no-one except my Nan. I don't think
"Women round here must be blind," Jenna added,
"J-Jenna, don't,
"It's alright Josh. You're not committing a sin or
"N-no, it's not that. I, um, The curate sighed.
She already knew he was single and straight, but decided to
"No, but, um, that's the problem really. I'd like one,
Jenna stroked his arm. "Tell her what?"
"I worry she'd laugh at me."
"Josh. Whatever it is, I promise I would never laugh at
He looked down. "Shit. I'm twenty-five. And I'm still a
She kissed his cheek again. "Oh Josh. That's nothing to
"Yeah but, I, um,
She pulled him to his feet and gently coaxed the truth out
"More than anything. But, dating today is scary. It's a
Jenna held back a chuckle. Mrs. Norris probably thinks of me
"I get that. But trust me. I don't think a sweet,
His eyes widened. "W-what? Here?"
"Why not? It's nice and private, And you're a really
"Jenna, He was already rock hard, and hoped his
"Shush. You're very special." She whispered,
What an adorable lamb to the slaughter, Jenna thought to
The touch of her lips sent a fire through his body, a jolt
"Shhh." Her lips caressed his own, then his nose,
"Mmm?"
She kissed him again, gently caressing his upper lip between
"Josh." Jenna smiled cheekily. "You're a
"Really?"
Just relax. I'm not going anywhere, there's no rush. All we
Jenna ran her hand down the front of his black cassock.
"I'm going to worship you," she whispered,
"Everything will be fine. I promise. Close your eyes if
The curate hesitated still, but Jenna's smile was reassuring
"There we are."
He couldn't resist a peek, through half-closed eyes. He was
"Oh my God!"
"Mmm. So beautiful. Truly God's gift to women. Just
"Uh! Oh Jesus!" The curate groaned. The crescendo
"Oh,
"Let it come."
Josh sighed deeply in relief as Jenna enveloped him again,
"That wasn't so bad, was it?" She said, standing
"Jenna. Fucking hell!"
"I'll take that as a yes?"
"Yes!" he gasped.
"Oh good. Because we're not done yet. You don't get off
An old, battered table was in the middle of the storeroom. Jenna
"Your turn."
Josh crossed himself.
"Just trust your instincts." She whispered,
Finding his courage at last, Josh moved close. With a shaky hand
"Mmm nice, Josh. Keep going!"
Encouraged, Josh lowered his mouth to her other breast, the
"Gently now."
"Sorry!"
The curate feasted on her breasts for a bit longer, before
Josh continued to lovingly kiss her thighs, his nerves
"You're doing great, Josh." Jenna answered in a
He ran a finger over her clit, causing her to let out a
"Oh Josh, He suckled gently on her clit and she let
"Jenna?" He pulled away from her, his fear
"No Josh. It was incredible, that's all. When you
Josh's heart leapt into his throat. "Oh,
"Are you ready?"
"Um, but protection, I-I don't have a condom,
"It's okay, you don't need to worry. I'm on the
"Oh, right. Good,
"Think of this as doing God's work," Jenna purred,
Slowly he positioned himself above her on the creaking
"Lord in Heaven!" It was such exquisite torture,
At first, he slipped in and out of her slowly. He buried his
"Umm, oh God Josh. Yes! Go harder!"
Jenna slowly relaxed her control, allowing him to work his
"Oh Josh, that's so good!"
He speeded up, as she wrapped her legs round him. Soon he
"Jenna!" He could feel his climax coming now, a
"Ugh!" With a roar of release the curate came,
When they'd both calmed down, Jenna held him close and
"Just fantastic, absolutely fantastic! I, wow. That
"Not at all. You go ahead."
When he'd finished, he opened his eyes and looked at Jenna,
T'was the Year of Our Lord 1739, and on a road bound for
"Innkeeper! I hath been riding all day and my poor