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A series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
Reverend Morris anxiously paced back and forth in the
And what about Christopher? His four-year old son had just
"Bishop George won't take kindly to this," he
Hearing Lucy's car pull up on the drive, Reverend Morris
"Hello, um, oh you're back a bit later than normal? Um,
"I dropped him off at your mum's," Lucy replied.
"I, had a feeling you might say that. There's something
Lucy took his hand and beckoned him to sit next to her on
"Simon. I've not been honest with you for some time
"Please tell me," Reverend Morris replied.
Lucy sighed. "Yes. I, I'm so sorry, Simon."
Suddenly, the reverend felt less guilty. That they'd both
"I see. Is he, someone from church?"
"Yes, but, it's she," Lucy replied.
Reverend Morris blinked. "She? Oh,
"Debbie Adams, you know, she teaches at the Sunday
He took her hand. "I'm happy you found the courage to
"You're a wonderful man, Simon. You're being so
Reverend Morris awkwardly scratched the back of his head.
Lucy smiled. "Oh really?"
"Um, you know Jenna? She goes to church. Jenna
"Blimey, Simon. Oh yes. I've seen her. She is really
Reverend Morris' face was turning red. "I worry about
"Simon, love is love. These others you speak of will
"Bishop George won't approve. He's planning to visit me
"I don't think he's the monster you make him out to be.
"Yes, she was called Julia. She left him for a Catholic
"Ouch."
"Who was older than him! The priest was defrocked of
"About Christopher," Lucy began. "We should
Reverend Morris nodded.
Another Sunday and another morning Eucharist at St
"Hello Jenna!"
"Good morning!" Jenna said. "Nice day for
"Nice day for what?" Josh replied, winking at her.
"Naughty boy. Nice day for a church service of course!
There was a notable absence in the church - John Norris and
"Well I heard that he moved out for a few days. They
"Margaret saw Patricia on the bus. Talk about having
"Best place for her. A poison-tongued harpy of the
"If my husband had been writing the sort of stuff like
Tony had volunteered to read the first reading, which was
"Then I saw coming from the mouth of the dragon, the
"He'll have a stroke if he carries on like that,"
Tony continued. "This is the day when I come like a
Some small children sat at the front looked terrified.
"This is the Word of the Lord!"
Tony sat down. The second reading was a much calmer passage
"Today, I'd like to talk all about love, forgiveness
Isn't love supposed to be fighting for that person no matter
Through the fights, the struggles, and the pain, shouldn't
Several loud gasps arose from the congregation. Jenna
"That's right. I know this will come as a shock to you
Josh looked up at the vicar in sympathetic understanding, as
"I'm not asking for forgiveness," Reverend Morris
Suddenly, Tony stood up. "Good for ya, Vicar! You're a
Sat at the organ, Gordon was clapping furiously. He noticed
Jenna made her way straight to the vicarage after the
Alone in the house, Jenna removed her conservative clothing
"Oh he's back already," she smiled. The vicarage
Jenna opened the door. "I'm feeling sinful, oh! Er,
Instead of the vicar, a stern-looking man who was the
"Good morning," the mystery man replied. The clerical
"Um, can I help you, sir?"
"Is Reverend Simon Morris in?" the man replied.
"No, he's still at the church. He won't be long. Can I
"I'd prefer to come in and wait. I'm Bishop George. The
The bishop? Yikes, Jenna thought. He's the vicar's boss. I'd
At least, I must try to behave myself,
Bishop George sat down on the couch. "You must be the
Jenna was tempted to lie, but lying to a bishop felt like a
Bishop George nodded. "Ah yes. I didn't think you were
Jenna froze. Shit. Does he know everything? Did Reverend
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Tea please. Milk and one sugar," Bishop George
"Right, coming up, Jenna turned and bumped into the
"Clumsy me," she muttered, and bent down to pick
Bishop George wasn't prepared for such a sight and let out a
A few minutes later, Jenna returned with a cup of tea.
"Just call me George." He replied, taking the cup.
"Yes."
"I know about you," he continued. "I spoke to
Jenna sat directly opposite him in an armchair. Her legs
She uncrossed her legs.
Bishop George felt his cheeks flush. She'd removed her
Bishop George twitched as a brief tantalizing glimpse of
But the panties, those glorious red lace panties! What had
"Well, he began, a little hoarsely, "you've
"It's like history repeating itself," he added.
"What do mean by that?"
"Oh, nothing." Bishop George muttered, sipping his
Jenna thought carefully for a moment, trying to read the
Still, as the old saying goes - many a fine tune played on
"What do you think of St Michael's, then? You must know
He finished his tea. "Some churches are drawn to
"Right. I see. I'm surprised you haven't cut yourself
He reclined slightly in the armchair. "I have drawn
"Oh yes. You're right," Jenna said. "I'd
Bishop George gave a slight grin. "And tell me, how
"I prefer to show rather than tell!" He
"There you are. Beginning to enjoy yourself?" She
"It's been a long time since I enjoyed myself like
"Oh Bishop!" Jenna cooed, rubbing it. He let out a
And then Jenna got a surprise as she unzipped his trousers.
Bishop George froze, as his secret was revealed.
"Hey, nothing wrong with that, Bishop." Jenna
She pulled them down, wrapped her fingers around his cock
"It's been quite a while since it last saw any
"What a shame. Let's change that, shall we?"
Jenna moved down between Bishop George's legs as he sat up
Bishop George was in heaven; groaning in ecstasy as this
"Oh Bishop, I have to convince myself to stop licking
Without further hesitation, Bishop George rose from the
She gasped and curled her fingers when he slipped a finger
By Dawkins BlogA series in 17 parts, By Blacksheep. Listen to the
Reverend Morris anxiously paced back and forth in the
And what about Christopher? His four-year old son had just
"Bishop George won't take kindly to this," he
Hearing Lucy's car pull up on the drive, Reverend Morris
"Hello, um, oh you're back a bit later than normal? Um,
"I dropped him off at your mum's," Lucy replied.
"I, had a feeling you might say that. There's something
Lucy took his hand and beckoned him to sit next to her on
"Simon. I've not been honest with you for some time
"Please tell me," Reverend Morris replied.
Lucy sighed. "Yes. I, I'm so sorry, Simon."
Suddenly, the reverend felt less guilty. That they'd both
"I see. Is he, someone from church?"
"Yes, but, it's she," Lucy replied.
Reverend Morris blinked. "She? Oh,
"Debbie Adams, you know, she teaches at the Sunday
He took her hand. "I'm happy you found the courage to
"You're a wonderful man, Simon. You're being so
Reverend Morris awkwardly scratched the back of his head.
Lucy smiled. "Oh really?"
"Um, you know Jenna? She goes to church. Jenna
"Blimey, Simon. Oh yes. I've seen her. She is really
Reverend Morris' face was turning red. "I worry about
"Simon, love is love. These others you speak of will
"Bishop George won't approve. He's planning to visit me
"I don't think he's the monster you make him out to be.
"Yes, she was called Julia. She left him for a Catholic
"Ouch."
"Who was older than him! The priest was defrocked of
"About Christopher," Lucy began. "We should
Reverend Morris nodded.
Another Sunday and another morning Eucharist at St
"Hello Jenna!"
"Good morning!" Jenna said. "Nice day for
"Nice day for what?" Josh replied, winking at her.
"Naughty boy. Nice day for a church service of course!
There was a notable absence in the church - John Norris and
"Well I heard that he moved out for a few days. They
"Margaret saw Patricia on the bus. Talk about having
"Best place for her. A poison-tongued harpy of the
"If my husband had been writing the sort of stuff like
Tony had volunteered to read the first reading, which was
"Then I saw coming from the mouth of the dragon, the
"He'll have a stroke if he carries on like that,"
Tony continued. "This is the day when I come like a
Some small children sat at the front looked terrified.
"This is the Word of the Lord!"
Tony sat down. The second reading was a much calmer passage
"Today, I'd like to talk all about love, forgiveness
Isn't love supposed to be fighting for that person no matter
Through the fights, the struggles, and the pain, shouldn't
Several loud gasps arose from the congregation. Jenna
"That's right. I know this will come as a shock to you
Josh looked up at the vicar in sympathetic understanding, as
"I'm not asking for forgiveness," Reverend Morris
Suddenly, Tony stood up. "Good for ya, Vicar! You're a
Sat at the organ, Gordon was clapping furiously. He noticed
Jenna made her way straight to the vicarage after the
Alone in the house, Jenna removed her conservative clothing
"Oh he's back already," she smiled. The vicarage
Jenna opened the door. "I'm feeling sinful, oh! Er,
Instead of the vicar, a stern-looking man who was the
"Good morning," the mystery man replied. The clerical
"Um, can I help you, sir?"
"Is Reverend Simon Morris in?" the man replied.
"No, he's still at the church. He won't be long. Can I
"I'd prefer to come in and wait. I'm Bishop George. The
The bishop? Yikes, Jenna thought. He's the vicar's boss. I'd
At least, I must try to behave myself,
Bishop George sat down on the couch. "You must be the
Jenna was tempted to lie, but lying to a bishop felt like a
Bishop George nodded. "Ah yes. I didn't think you were
Jenna froze. Shit. Does he know everything? Did Reverend
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Tea please. Milk and one sugar," Bishop George
"Right, coming up, Jenna turned and bumped into the
"Clumsy me," she muttered, and bent down to pick
Bishop George wasn't prepared for such a sight and let out a
A few minutes later, Jenna returned with a cup of tea.
"Just call me George." He replied, taking the cup.
"Yes."
"I know about you," he continued. "I spoke to
Jenna sat directly opposite him in an armchair. Her legs
She uncrossed her legs.
Bishop George felt his cheeks flush. She'd removed her
Bishop George twitched as a brief tantalizing glimpse of
But the panties, those glorious red lace panties! What had
"Well, he began, a little hoarsely, "you've
"It's like history repeating itself," he added.
"What do mean by that?"
"Oh, nothing." Bishop George muttered, sipping his
Jenna thought carefully for a moment, trying to read the
Still, as the old saying goes - many a fine tune played on
"What do you think of St Michael's, then? You must know
He finished his tea. "Some churches are drawn to
"Right. I see. I'm surprised you haven't cut yourself
He reclined slightly in the armchair. "I have drawn
"Oh yes. You're right," Jenna said. "I'd
Bishop George gave a slight grin. "And tell me, how
"I prefer to show rather than tell!" He
"There you are. Beginning to enjoy yourself?" She
"It's been a long time since I enjoyed myself like
"Oh Bishop!" Jenna cooed, rubbing it. He let out a
And then Jenna got a surprise as she unzipped his trousers.
Bishop George froze, as his secret was revealed.
"Hey, nothing wrong with that, Bishop." Jenna
She pulled them down, wrapped her fingers around his cock
"It's been quite a while since it last saw any
"What a shame. Let's change that, shall we?"
Jenna moved down between Bishop George's legs as he sat up
Bishop George was in heaven; groaning in ecstasy as this
"Oh Bishop, I have to convince myself to stop licking
Without further hesitation, Bishop George rose from the
She gasped and curled her fingers when he slipped a finger