Put some breast milk on it and turn up the volume! Here is some bonus content to get you through the absence. I know you’ll miss us, but we will be back soon! If you loved season one, let us know!

How much have you changed in 10 years? Over the past few weeks social media has been overtaken with the ten year challenge. It’s really just a way to make us older people feel really old. Some people were literal children ten years ago and posted “glow up” under their photo...you didn’t glow up Jen, you went through puberty. Come laugh with us at our own 10 year challenges, because, man, they were...something.

Spending time with your family can be uncomfortable. We are here to help you get out of it! Admit it, not everyone enjoys extended family time during the holidays. Someone is always saying something inappropriate. Aunt June brought her 8th husband that she met two weeks ago when he asked to bum a smoke from her. And no one likes grandmas green bean casserole but no one has the heart to tell her. Today we go through some...kinda believable, but mostly not, excuses to get out of the turkey day family marathon. Take a listen and let us know if you had to use one of these excuses to ditch your dinner plans. If you absolutely love spending time with your family, still give it a listen because some of these are doozies! Gobble gobble!

Hot mess express alert! Come on guys, we know we aren’t the only ones over here. Some days it just seems like no matter how hard we try, things just don’t work and you feel like you should win hot mess of the week. Join us to hear our hot mess moments.

Let’s face it, having babies is hard. You watch your body morph into something unrecognizable but beautiful, all while your hormones crank up to Godzilla suffering from PMS. In this episode we dish on this long lost mommy secret: After having kids your body might actually try to fight you. Let's talk about it!

We’ve all seen it, right? Some irate customer being a complete donkey to the underpaid over worked customer service person. It can be a server, a cashier, mechanic, anyone really. They don’t deserve for you to dump all your crap on them. In today’s episode, we talk about just that. Customers getting mouth diarrhea and spewing it on the person trying to help them. Don’t be that person, but do listen to this episode.

Is there something that just gets under your skin? Burns your biscuits? Something that really just sticks in your craw?! I know, too many southern euphemisms, but who’s gonna stop us. Today we are dishing on what really grinds our gears, so buckle up buttercup. Turn up your listening device and settle in for a taste of what we complain about. Once you’ve given this a listen, go ahead and shoot us an email on what grinds your gears. This episode has a few adult words just as a warning!

After having kids everyone always talks about postpartum depression. No one ever talks about postpartum ANXIETY. Who even knew that was a thing? Jess and Jay relay their experiences with PPA.

You haven’t brushed your teeth in a week? No sex in six months? Woah Sharon that’s way too much information and I just met you like 5 minutes ago. Come one guys, we all know this person. They give it all away and you don’t even have to eavesdrop to know the deets of their personal life. In this episode we address oversharing and we might tell you how to stop, but I can’t make any promises. We secretly love to know all the details.