Steve hears a cop brouhaha outside and decides the safest thing for a middle-class white guy to do is to go check on it. Turns out, someone called S.W.A.T. for a kid's birthday party and no one is buying Sue on the rooftop guns. Jason avoided a vehicular incident when Santa came to town by simply being busy. And both guys agree that, even in 2025, terminally-Nextdoor people never have the appropriate level of indignance for any given neighborhood disturbance.