Jetwelder

By Jetwelder

"...sounds mostly like mechanical garage rock created by Victorian robots who were programmed by scientists who don't really understand what they are doing."........ --animator/cartoonist/musician Xet... more

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The podcast currently has 54 episodes available.

Jetwelder episodes:

October 18, 2025 You Hope There's Not A Hell
This one goes out to all the old fuckers with a guilty conscience. Especially the orange guy. Written by & Recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald, October 2025
p © 2025 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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6min
June 16, 2024 All The Bright Lights Are Going Out
Originally did this back in 2009. Now that I'm a Certified Old Fart, it hits even harder. Remixed at home June 2024.
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You know
That the world is what has changed
They want you
To go off and die
And that can be arranged
All the bright lights are going out
And all the old madmen are gone
You're slow
They want you to step aside
You take too long
At the burger joint
You're holding up the line
All the bright lights are going out
And all the old madmen are gone
When you're old you scrape by
When you're old you go dry
When you're old
You shake your monkey fist at time
You know
You have no place in these days
You step onto
An ice floe
And you sadly sail away
All the bright lights are going out
And all the old madmen are gone
When you're old you use your blur
When you're old you lose your fur
When you're old
All the tastes don't seem as bright as they were
When you're old you scrape by
When you're old you go dry
When you're old
You shake your monkey fist at time
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written by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2009, 2024 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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4min
January 01, 2024 Feels Good When I Stop
Going on hiatus for a little while. Might be back soon, but maybe not.
Here's an old fave from 2011 that strangely sums up my feelings in 2024.
This would be a good place to thank all the adventurous listeners who supported and enjoyed Jetwelder's musical offerings for the last 30 years. Your numbers are tiny but you are mighty.
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Recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald in the 21st Century.
Remixed and remastered in 2018.
written by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2011 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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4min
September 29, 2023 The Turquoise Phase Is Underway
Hey Resident
The turquoise phase is underway
Great supposedly
Say, Occupant
The turquoise phase is underway
Now baby
Yes we’d love to be your heroes
Though we’re mostly ones and zeroes
And all the work we did today
Ends up crushed on the highway
Hey Citizen
The turquoise phase is underway
Today maybe
Hail Plebeian
The turquoise phase is underway
Dig it baby
And we’d love to be your idols
There’s no need to be homicidal
And we fill those cracks and holes
In your mind. This is our goal
You better hide your car today
The turquoise phase is underway
Let’s get reasonable for an hour for two
Now that the fury has been unleashed
Our health insurance has increased
What the Hell can a tiny person do?
Say Occupant
The turquoise phase is underway
Now baby
Hey Resident
The turquoise phase is underway
Great supposedly
And we’d love to be a deity
We’ll pretend that we’re high and mighty
And the world we will create
Something supposedly great
Something supposedly great
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Recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald in the 21st Century.
written by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2011, 2023 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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4min
August 12, 2023 A Wake Up Call For The City (REMIXED)
REMIXED!
This is the place where diamonds go
To turn back into coal
This is the place to learn about
The science of holes
Everybody driving in their cars
They’re turning right into Colfax
And when their tail lights fade
They’re not coming back
Not need to wonder why
Their lives just aren’t as good as getting high
From Pifler’s to the Dollar Tree
It’s fun to steal from the king
And anywhere is the same as nowhere
And anything is the same as nothing
We just need a dark warm room
Where we can smoke and smoke
Where there’s a groovy parking lot
Where time is just another joke
All your Pie In The Sky
It really can’t compare with getting high
Great Googly My-Oh-My
Their lives are not as good as getting high
Their faces look just like the moon
Those sores won’t be healing soon
You’re waking up to a harsh alarm
Blaring a scary tune
Open up your eyes and see
Those pricks shut down the Dollar Tree
That old abandoned Burger King
I can’t let that happen to me
I
Can’t
Let
That
Happen
The world you can supply
Simply can’t compete with getting high
No need to mention why
Their lives are not as good as getting high
So sorry we disturbed you
You can go back to sleep now
Safe. Nighty night.
Safe and restful
You can go back you can go back to sleep now
Safe. Nighty night.
Never mind the alarm
You can go back to sleep now
Safe. Nighty night.
Safe and restful
Go back to sleep nighty night
Safe. Nighty night.
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recorded at home spring 2023 by Tony Fitzgerald
written by Tony Fitzgerald
© 2023 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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4min
May 05, 2023 Newest Ghost Shirt
At a deserted Sinclair gas station
4 AM rural highway in Pennsylvania
Inside the dusty garage bay
I saw the ghost shirt
Whirling in the debris
Spinning and undulating in the dim light
Cars pass by
Their headlights shifting illuminated squares across the walls
Through which I saw the ghost shirt
Whirling in the debris
Fluorescent and white
I never told anybody
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Recorded at home by Tony Fitzgerald
March 2023
Fitzgerald did this: keyboards, bass, electronic sounds, drum machines, percussion and vocals
words and music by Tony Fitzgerald
songs p © 2023 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
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5min
February 07, 2023 Good Morning, Demons
Good morning demons
I trust you slept okay
You're wondering why
I called you here today
We're having a very rough quarter
And we can't afford to keep you around
Sorry, demons,
It's time to clean out your desk
We'll give you all good references
Because you're the best
And we'll also offer
A nice severance package plan
We thank you for your efforts
To avoid the wreckage man
Good morning, demons
Maybe, demons,
We'll work together again someday
If you wanna use your sick days
That's okay
Sadly we're having a very rough quarter
Sorry we had to pull the plug
Good morning, Demons
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written by Tony Fitzgerald
recorded at home February 2023
© 2023 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Fitzgerald did this--> guitars, bass, Casio keyboards, drum sounds and vocals
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4min
November 25, 2022 An Ambulance Just Went By
An ambulance just went by
It wasn’t coming for me
An ambulance just went by
It wasn’t coming for me
This one wasn’t for me
But is the next one free?
An ambulance just went by
I wonder who is inside
Could it be a friend of mine
Going for a ride?
This one wasn’t for me
But is the next one free?
Is the next one for me?
Is the next one free?
Go Go Ambulance
An ambulance just went by
But it wasn’t my day
Someday I will ride in style
And someone else will then say
An ambulance just went by
It wasn’t coming for me
An ambulance just went by
It wasn’t coming for me
This one wasn’t for me
But is the next one free?
Go Go Ambulance
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written by Tony Fitzgerald
recorded at home November 2022
© 1998, 2022 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Fitzgerald did this--> guitars, bass, keyboards, drum sounds and vocals
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4min
November 19, 2022 Free To Be Other People
Why should I only be one story?
Better to be a tortured allegory
Why be a victim of random circumstance
I'll wake up with my legs in someone else’s pants
I wanna be free to be other people
Be other people other than me
Free to be other people
Be other people I always wanted to be
I want to change the channel to an awesome new series
Leave you behind to your conjectures and your theories
Someday I’ll squirt out of this world like a watermelon seed
And all those other people at last they will be freed
I wanna be free to be other people
Be other people other than me
Free to be other people
Be other people I always wanted to be
And who do we want to be today?
Who do we want to be?
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written by Tony Fitzgerald
recorded at home November 2022
© 2003, 2022 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Fitzgerald did this--> bass, keyboards, drum sounds and vocals
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3min
August 05, 2022 The Age Of Hopeful Monsters
The age of hopeful monsters
Is coming to an end
We hope we won’t see monsters
The likes of them again
And we don’t need to give monsters
Any more encouragement
Please monsters
Don’t hurt ‘em
The age of hopeful monsters
Might come back again someday
The average joe can’t be trusted
To keep those monsters at bay
And some of them become monsters
Themselves and go astray
And no one wants to live through
Some monster’s golden age
Please monsters
Don’t hurt ‘em
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written by Tony Fitzgerald
recorded at home July 2022
© 2022 The Davis Baby Music (ASCAP)
Fitzgerald did this--> bass, keyboards, drum sounds and vocals
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2min

FAQs about Jetwelder:

How many episodes does Jetwelder have?

The podcast currently has 54 episodes available.