Contents: Philly audio montage • Jim & Keith E. Lee read and discuss "The Week That Perished" as well as Keith's new identity as a neo-traditionalist folk singer obsessed with white reproductive rates • Interviews with three random dudes from Philly: Patrick McGeehan (NE Philly, Irish-Catholic, owns a cop bar • I used the wrong mic on my end for this one) • James Mascuilli (NE Philly, Italian-Catholic, comedian) • Dan (Irish-Catholic Philly expat living in Arkansas) • Brome leaves a voicemail message about how his NE Philly home was robbed and he's holding a gun, waiting for the robbers to return.