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JMAA LIVE! Episode 21 - Cry me a river


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Expensive videogames, Richard Spencer saying the k-word, Britbong being a soy-filled beta crybaby bitch, everyone's getting banned on YouTube, matzo breads, Blizzard game flops, Blizzard lore incongruencies, PayPal supporting pedophiles on PornHub, how I fucked a hooker when I was 12, and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Let me say this straight: expensive videogames, the $60-$70 tier ones, should be outlawed. No joke. I don't care how much you spend on making these, if they're like massive Hollywood blockbuster productions, but I won't stand for paying more than $30 on a fucking videogame that I will not play for longer than 5 hours. This Overwatch 2 thing specially is a fucking scam, no joke. A MAP PACK AND STORY MODE FOR $60!? Kotick should be in jail for that, the fucking big-nosey bastard.

Also PayPal, if you're gonna ban "nazis" on your platform, maybe you should take care of not supporting pedophilia on your platform, because PornHub has got you a big tumor on ya with a fucking pedophile recording himself raping a fucking kid and getting her pregnant. Just a quick heads up.

And to wrap up the stream, the crazy storytime that has been democratically chosen on Twitter. Yes, I fucked a hooker when I was 12. Real shit. Back then, when she was hopping on top of my tiny pee-pee, it was like Christmas fucking morning. Literally. I paid 30 euro just to lose my virginity. You're welcome.

The amazing whimsical artwork for this podcast has also been made by itsmintsalad.

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