JMAA LIVE!

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we sink deep into the depths of Hell to find out about the biggest succubus of them all! ANISA JOMHA, also known as "Idubbbz' Girlfriend", who's currently, as we said, Idubbbz' girlfriend. We'll see in this episode how deep we can get into the lustful nature of this unseductive demon.

Anisa Jomha has a history of being the girlfriend of so many people, but not as notoriously as when she was with Idubbbz. Raised as a football fan because of her football boyfriend, then became a Twitch streamer when she was the girlfriend of another Twitch streamer, then became Chris Ray Gun's girlfriend, and now became a professional "can-do-banter-but-cannot-take-banter" person when she became girlfriends with Idubbbz.

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we dwelve deep into the story of Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort and his recent fiance Faith Vickers, who had just recently had a pregnancy and a yet to be born baby. Will this baby be the child who will bring the Guntpocalypse? Will this baby be Satan's own hellspawn? Find out in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

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Ethan Ralph is the main host of the website The Ralph Retort and its podcast/livestream series The Killstream, where he used to host a numerous range of guests in the recently known genre known as Internet Bloodsports (IBS). Recently, he has come under fire for defending Dick Masterson (aka Dax Herrera) on his simp DMs conspiracy because Ralph is simply put a member of NewProject2, Dick's own payment processor website. Now Ethan Ralph has become the target of numerous a-logs and trolls due to his behaviour, his rampant alcoholism, his child predator shenanigans and, more recently, having a hostage marriage with Faith Vickers.

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we investigate over recent findings of Dick Masterson AKA Dax Herrera involved in defending kiddie fiddler stuff, general degeneracy, overall stupidity and other of his lolcow shenanigans. Follow JuJu the Cow in his tomfuckery and enjoy the show!

Dax Herrera, known online and publicly as Dick Masterson, is the host of The Dick Show and ex-host of the Biggest Show in the Universe with his co-host and business partner George Ouzounian, known online as Maddox. Recently he has been involved in a bunch of drama with Jesse from Pod Awful TV, who has revealed Dick's simp DMs to what we presume is a bodybuilder girl. This is how the drama started, and as soon as it escalated, not only Ethan Ralph and other Dick Masterson simps came to defend him desperately, but new discoveries have been made, including the New Project 2 (newproject2.com) fiasco, defending known kiddie fiddler Digibro and defending Cuties, as well as other discoveries from his past such as his fursona JuJu the Cow.

Back to the JMAA LIVE podcast! Britbong drama and H3H3, karma, the Ethan Ralph situation, game recommendations, and more in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast, with special guest FuzhouYT.

Valorant, Coronavirus, Nick Fuentes cringe, the catboy fucked Nick Fuentes and more this week on the JMAA LIVE Podcast.

This is a very special podcast in particular, I could tell, because there's not too many talking points in this one, but we dedicated a whole segment of the podcast not only to the Coronavirus Watch, but also to Nick Fuentes, a man who's apparently an entire festival of cringe. How so? He's been a complete embarrassment on CPAC recently, and I couldn't avoid looking away at his misery and not be entertained by it, like it was some sort of Monty Python style trainwreck in slow motion.

AND YES, NICK FUENTES FUCKED THE CATBOY. And it's so funny that Fuentes is pushing this narrative about how lolisocks the catboy is straight, because the goddamn catboy is GAY ASS NIGGA. Yes, traps are gay. Yes, fucking traps is GAYER. Here in this podcast we prove Nicholas J. Fuentes' fragile heterosexuality once more, and his lust for luscious catboys. Prepare yourselves for the ULTIMATE CRINGE.

Now go ahead and put the dildo in your mouth, or you're cringe.

Suspended on Mailchimp, really bad Duke Nukem impressions, baboons escaping, anime turns you gay, Hotwheels getting BTFO, the OnlyFans leak and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Sorry for the late upload of this episode, turns out the artist who was gonna make the cover for this podcast episode didn't turn out in time for the podcast cover, so I had to make a temporary one for the time being.

Somehow though, I managed to nail the Duke Nukem impressions, despite me saying I did it really badly. Ok, sucks a bit, but it's an OK Duke impression. Take it up, boomer shooters.

ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY, the day I cut ties with MrBTFO, Kathy Zhu getting banned, Mike Bloomberg memes, another mass shooting, Twitter factcheckers, Hollywood purity test AI, a midget getting bullied and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY IS HERE, a special day so special that even MrBTFO came to my stream to say hi! Not long before he started getting bullied in the stream chat as per usual. As always, Britbong, keep seething. Even if I only get to talk about you once a year, you'll still find any excuse to keep obsessing on me. And I will take poo-eaters over sociopathic vermin any time.

And there's also this whole story about this 9 year old Quasimodo looking ass nigga getting "bullied", but there's a whole rabbithole about it. You'll see, this podcast has it all. I just wished I could interview his mom on the regard of his viral video there, but she didn't even reply to my DMs. Oh well, I guess the clout is not for me.

HAPPY ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE!

Joker winning the Oscars, Birds of Prey bombs, mother defiles her dead child's corpse on VR, crows on China, monkeys reached the Stone Age, Yang Gang is over, Scandinavians are not white according to SAS, some kid bought a MrBTFO tshirt like a moron, and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

One thing that I forgot to mention in this podcast is the resurgence of the Projekt Melody Chaturbate bot who's smashing camgirls over. This combined with the Joker shit and the Birds of Prey flop, is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT. Truly we're getting closer to the reality of another 1938 reality. Not naming names, but it seems history is condemned to repeat itself for the good, isn't it?

This scandinavian thing pisses me off though. How woke do they need to be to actually come up with such amount of bullshit? And you'll see here that it won't fly anymore with us. This woke shit is dying for good. Game Over. Come back, Hitler.

Running away from Bitwave, Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash, Derrick (not a fish) banned from YouTube, Chris Hansen needs to pay, the UK FINALLY leaves the EU with Brexit, Baby Peanut, Coronavirus collapses the whole globalist economy, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

OK, bit of a disclaimer here: there has been some technical difficulties here. I think I left the PC running for too long here, because quite frankly the PC was freezing over for a good 30 minutes and I couldn't do much about it except playing the waiting game. I have to edit this on post as I write this down, so the experience listening to the podcast might be different to what you've experienced in that livestream.

Anyway, FINALLY THE BRITS LEAVE THE EU. Can you imagine that shit? After so many years of fucking around with nonsensical bullshit, the britbongs wised up and left that totalitarian horseshit that is the European Union. One particular streamer might celebrate it, which I'll not be happy about, when's us SPANIARDS? HUH? WHEN'S THAT HAPPENING TO US? Let this be a precedent of what the rest of EU countries will do. Soon there'll be a Spainexit or something happening if we dream HARD ENOUGH.

And this coronavirus thing... it's crazy! It's gonna collapse the globalist economy, it's making corporations close down factories, there's weird white cubes containing infected people... and the Chinese Government and the WHO are LYING about the whole situation! Over 150,000 infected people and over 24,000 dead!! Now that's what I call a twist! And thank Tencent for that! Even if it was not their intent.

Oh yeah, and Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. I guess we can learn one lesson from here: don't let black people run helicopters. And don't mourn on celebrities' deaths. It's boring already. Knock it off.

The whole Virginia protests thing, the Chinese coronavirus, MrBTFO is boring and nobody can tell, a Chinese PUBG mobile contest, Boogie2988 faking being swatted and hacked, the Dick Masterson dilemma, a lesson in bad publicity, Brexit and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Look, Dick, I'm just gonna tell ya, I don't think you wanna hear this, maybe it'll get you upset, maybe it will be your doom, maybe it will rock your senses, but I'm gonna say it this once and only once:

I'm not falling for your stupid bait.

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That's it. Enjoy the show. Not gonna see me on Sunday.