JMAA LIVE!

We were supposed to have bloodsports but instead Spookytube had TheEyeDoctor pussy out, Onision sues Chris Hansen, Joker at the Oscars, Jessica Yaniv beats down a journalist, Boogie2988 eating a dog, Twitch thot eating boogers, Greta Thunberg has pajeets posting for her, Putin probably resignating, living in pods, working in wagie cagies and more on this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

I expected to have a nice IBS match in here between Spookytube Talks vs TheEyeDoctor here, but apparently EyeDoc has completely vanished for the match. He's so absolutely bitchmade he didn't even show up at this episode completely, but Spookytube had some really nasty things to say about him either way, which I don't know if they'll be further revealed if we get another chance to get the two of these fight each other in an Internet bloodsports match, but seems like really interesting lolcow shit. Hopefully there's more to that later.

Anyway, we get to the point where we live in such a SOCIETY (pun intended because Joker won nominations for the Oscars, tons of 'em) where we end up living in pods and working in cages. What a world. If I were to fucking work in a cage like that or live in such a condition in a pod where my privacy is at stake, I'd rather drown myself in piss until I die.

Anyway, don't bite dogs. Don't be stupid. Don't call 911 either if you're a pedophile, that's also stupid. But do one thing: give journalists some karma and if needed in self-defense, beat them down or at least soak them with a hose aggressively as a last resort of legal self defense. Just do it.

Britbong being Britbong as usual, WWIII is going on, deleted WWIII memes, Trump taking adderall, Sam Hyde suspended on Twitter, Australia bushfire charities, AI generated films, an ad banned for promoting the patriarchy, feminist DC movies and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

How long do we need to keep fighting useless middle east wars for Israel? I have no idea, but at this point it's getting pretty obvious already. We seriously need to focus on stop sucking up to Israel so much, I don't care about that bullshit about Israel being the "promised land", you know that's dogshit from evangelists. Just stop.

Also Britbong has been making his own WWIII of spergery at the moment: crying about getting low on donations, making shitty merch, shilling himself on /pol/... he's for this reason my personal lolcow. Forever and EVER. No doubt about it. Even then even if I personally took the L for eating excrement, at least I can sleep nicely knowing that I'm 100x more successful in life than MrBTFO.

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It's the roaring 20's again, India's a superpower, MaximillianMus grooming kids, Spoony being fat and a lost soul, the Texas Church Shooting 2.0, the REAL GAMER, Matt Jarbo lawyering up, the Impossible Whopper that turns you into a woman, the dreaded n-word, a game with the Y2K bug in 2020, WWIII started and more this week on this episode of JMAA LIVE!

It should be no strange that MaximillianMus is really a big fucking weirdo. Not only getting people to eat shit or shove pencils up their... area, but also grooming kids and shit. Boy, I'm pretty sure MrBTFO wouldn't want to associate with such a predatory weirdo like that. Would he? WOULD HE?

Anyway, we dive in into the first podcast of the year with some fat whopping nearly 2 HOURS of podcast enjoyment in here. We got a fat list of things that not only we missed at the end of the previous year, but also a bunch of things that started off 2020. WE'RE CYBERPUNK NOW. And yeah, WWIII is a thing, apparently. Israel ripped off straight out of the map. BYE!

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The Dame Pesos and Myroom Records drama, PewDiePie taking a break and deletus his Twitter, TommyC pussying out from the Killstream bloodsports with JMAA, a full-on retrospective of JMAA TV for 2019, the toilet that makes you uncomfortable, Trump impeached, JK Rowling being eaten alive by SJWs, Virginia wants to take away their guns, a memelord, Ben Shapiro and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Christmas 2019 is the gift that keeps on giving, from the YouTube new TOS going on that will ban EVERYBODY to this whole Trump impeachment shit. It's a jolly, merry Christmas, with a good stinking load of dump that will make your 2020 even more joyful. Thank you 2019 for the great moments.

Speaking of the great moments of 2019, this year has been very great for JMAA TV, so I give it in this podcast a retrospective. Some incidents like the poo eating one happened, and that's pretty depressing for one bit, but this is the very year I'd make MrBTFO jealous about, being on the Dick Show, gaining some clout, having an amazing fun chill year and working on really good stuff that keeps on giving me happiness. Let's all hope the plans I got for 2020 come with great spoils, because one of them includes a MUSIC ALBUM my COUSIN is gonna work on after I finish editing this TDS episode 4 video for JMAA TV Premium.

And this cover is made by me for the occasion. Anyway, this is the LAST PODCAST OF THE YEAR, I hope you guys have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2020 as well. See you next year!

Kpop is for homosexuals, Britbong visited by police, the YouTube purge, another MASS SHOOTING, MTV oy-veying Nick Fuentes, Tommy C CHALLENGED, Labour lost, the new game from the Bad Guys, the Game Awards 2019 and much more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Ok: bit of a disclaimer here, tons of dead air in here, since I was such a fucking RETARD I FORGOT TO TURN ON THE DESKTOP AUDIO FOR THE WHOLE PODCAST. I guess it's what happens when I refuse to read chat for a whole hour and a half of podcast, but at least I learnt my lesson here.

Also: never please to journalists. You see what happened with Nick J. Fuentes here, they'll tear you apart like sharks at the minimal glance and smell of blood. They're parasites. Period. No reason to trust them to make you a promo or anything, they're scum. And they should be definately gone from their parasitic careers. Just a handful of them are gonna be able to destroy your shit World Peace style, just so you know.

And figure out, Britbong has got himself into big boy trouble now, and he's sad. Who's gonna be the paypiggy who's gonna comfort him with several paypig donations? Who's gonna end his depression? Oh, boo hoo! That's what he gets for being an obnoxious criminal cunt. And you see how it is now, even his fans are leaving him. Fuck this guy.

And I swear to god, this YouTube purge shit is just the kind of shit I predicted in my book along with the frequency mass shootings like the one in Jersey City happen. Don't blame me, blame how incompetent this whole clown world is.

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Susan Wojcicki telling lies for 60 Minutes, re-education camps for redpilled YouTube staff, thinking is white supremacy, videogames that bash Drumpf, Owen Benjamin banned from YouTube, a brazillian fuck claiming thousands of game videos on YouTube, and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

YouTube is fucking doomed. I called it. It is written, ever since I made all those crazy predictions in my book, I knew certainly that at some point they were gonna become true. And it didn't disappoint. Crazy right? You run the site like utter shit, you get shit for breakfast, Ma'am Wojcicki. That horse-faced witch gets what she deserves, for her business to go down into rubble.

Also, a new addition to the podcast, a comeback if you will: PRANK CALLS. These were great this podcast. Today in the menu of prank calls is DANCERS: we got a bit of trouble with certain type of dancers in the middle east, especially some weird delivery orders from fast food chains where some employee told us a bunch of anti-semitic stuff. Schlomo is here to crack down on these venues and send 'em a complaint.

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Britbong too scared for the Killstream and is going to prison, anal sunbathing, Borat does his impersonation of an ADL jew, Disney is not your friend, a cartoon from a mentally unstable woman makes its rounds to fame, Onision freaking out, No Nut November, a Hentai Nazi game and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

On regards to that little manlet known as Britbong or MrBTFO, I'd say he's getting into too much big boy trouble recently. I mean, what does it take for the manlet to be scared of being at the Killstream with Ethan Ralph and EmptyHero? The lengths this little oompa loompa boy has to go in order to get mad and try to destroy us are unbelievable. My advice to him: say goodbye to Elaine and Steven (mommy and daddy), because they're not gonna be there whenever you drop the soap at the prison showers, you fag.

Also, I've seen probably what is the best Borat sketch that ever was, apparently Borat is out there pretending to be an ADL jew spokesman talking about "hatespeech" and Facebook enabling it. Good one, that's on par with "throw the jew down the well" or the "running of the jews". I've had a blast with it. Please tell us more about how Hitler would love to use Facebook to post a 30 second ad about the JQ. If "Zoockerberg" would enable it, we'd be willing to spread this much reverse propaganda in a way that we're using their own propaganda weapons against them. Clever Borat. Me like!

I also skipped certain talking points here, such as the fact that Chick-Fil-A has BETRAYED US to cater to demon trannies on their next marketing move. Or the fact that Papa John's is so based and redpilled it might rattle a certain Klein's fee-fee's out there. But I digress. This podcast has been good enough. The breaking news about the manlet facing a prison sentence has made it a wild enough podcast for me to enjoy broadcasting.

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Banned on DLive and interacting poorly with the Bitwave.tv viewers, the Tesla Cybertruck, a new Half-Life VR game with a lousy female protagonist, FOX trademarking my favourite meme, Epstein guards arrested, UK boring in politics, Google Stadia is a massive failure and it should be, anal cancer, Biden has got poo brain, The Game Awards nominees and much more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Let me tell you that this experience on Bitwave.tv has been soulfillingly GORGEOUS. I love this kind of chat and viewers here. I'm glad that I've been banned on DLive just so I can experience this heartfilling experience. And more importantly, in Bitwave.tv they won't ban me for SHIT. That's right, I can say everything I want and I can have all n-word passes in here, and I won't get banned here. Dispatch should have an award for running such site along with his own userbase and he deserves for his site to further improve keeping its own values up.

Also I've been poorly interacting with the stream chat and getting properly bullied in here. Their TOS apparently are pics of horse pussy. That's how awesome this site is. And more especially, after I was banned on DLive, I get a follow on Twitter by Ethan Ralph, the gunt master himself. Once again, the positives outweight the negatives.

Although I easily expected DLive to ban me for such a thing as "hatespeech". I'm surprised it took this long, but they did the same to Mister Metokur as well, which is actually bullshit. They can do it to you as well. I don't get the point of so many sites like DLive trying to imitate the draconian rule bullshit there is on Twitch. I fucking hate it. Anyone following those Twitch.tv standards should be going bankrupt. Word up.

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Nick Fuentes owning the conservatards EPIC GAMER STYLE, TPUSA hoes being mad, nazi turtles, eating in California is illegal apparently, the usefulness of Merkel Legos, Pokemon games that wipe out all your game data like a ransomware, politics are for stupid people with dyslexia, predicting a 2020 Trump victory, Death Stranding and much more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Nick Fuentes is just fucking killing it recently, and all I say is keep going man. If you want some backup, I got some for ya: since you're having a lot of fun with boomer politicians, I'd suggest you and your groypers to check out this tshirt here, an avantgarde meme but still a good meme, if you're into that OBEY brand kind of stuff. Boomers should definately go from political positions and let the millenials and zoomers take over. End of story. Boomers are disgusting.

Also, who's idea is to pass a legislation in California to forbid eating in public spaces? That must be some backwards fucking logic to do that. Look, I do eat in the public space a lot of times, and if I get arrested for it, I'd be up in arms flipping cars and killing the politicians responsible for that legislation. California is such a backwards-running state that it's even got the bubonic plague on it. Fuck Cal.

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And the song SHORT is made by the incredibly talented EmptyHero. Featured on this episode for your listening pleasure.

Expensive videogames, Richard Spencer saying the k-word, Britbong being a soy-filled beta crybaby bitch, everyone's getting banned on YouTube, matzo breads, Blizzard game flops, Blizzard lore incongruencies, PayPal supporting pedophiles on PornHub, how I fucked a hooker when I was 12, and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Let me say this straight: expensive videogames, the $60-$70 tier ones, should be outlawed. No joke. I don't care how much you spend on making these, if they're like massive Hollywood blockbuster productions, but I won't stand for paying more than $30 on a fucking videogame that I will not play for longer than 5 hours. This Overwatch 2 thing specially is a fucking scam, no joke. A MAP PACK AND STORY MODE FOR $60!? Kotick should be in jail for that, the fucking big-nosey bastard.

Also PayPal, if you're gonna ban "nazis" on your platform, maybe you should take care of not supporting pedophilia on your platform, because PornHub has got you a big tumor on ya with a fucking pedophile recording himself raping a fucking kid and getting her pregnant. Just a quick heads up.

And to wrap up the stream, the crazy storytime that has been democratically chosen on Twitter. Yes, I fucked a hooker when I was 12. Real shit. Back then, when she was hopping on top of my tiny pee-pee, it was like Christmas fucking morning. Literally. I paid 30 euro just to lose my virginity. You're welcome.

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