Pac-Man (Namco, 1980), in which I am punched in the nuts. The music is "The Annual New England Xylophone Symposium" by Do Kashiteru: http://ccmixter.org/files/DoKashiteru/19848. To read Jamey Pittman's "The Pac-Man Dossier", visit http://home.comcast.net/~jpittman2/pacman/pacmandossier.html.

I, Robot (Atari, 1983), in which my landlord complains about the noise. The music is "Subterranean Psychedelic Blues" by Son of Rodan, used under a Creative Commons license.

Moon Patrol (Williams, 1982), in which I do my laundry.

Nibbler (Rock-Ola, 1982) and where I got my start as a writer. The music is "Mullet Funk" by "The Professor" with Tobin Mueller. http://www.macjams.com/artist/mulletsrock

Missile Command (Atari, 1980) and how I was too lazy to use the president of the United States as a lever in a grade-school popularity contest. The music is "Cool Galaxy" by Frenz. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=182647

Scramble (Konami, 1981) and my ideals of feminine beauty. The music is "Mycoid Theme" by Toys for Bob, as heard on the computer game "Star Control 2".