Tragedy of Bruford.

Jonathan has blast from past and while our good boy gets attention from the best waifus of the part, Dio starts a band by gathering the best bad boys. Magician teaches Jonathan sunshine karate, who has been tested on animals and intensive usage of it in public can result getting arrested. Jack the Ripper decides to horse around and becomes a centaur, until gets bored and chooses to be an edgy cactus. Meanwhile turns out that the magician has a drinking problem and he orders Jonathan to "hold his bear". As usual Dio does nothing wrong, opposite to the magician, who all the time casually commits copyright infringement toward Jesus Christ. Dio has not only ice cold heart, but also hands, although do not worry - there is enough Speedweed's hot abs for everybody! Jonathan gets in HAIRY situation and if you think that he is a big boy, then I will have a news for you. Araki's muscle fetish confirmed... Warning! If you are a middle age man in Jonathan's life, run for your life!

Juxtaposition is the most important key. Tragedy of Dio Brando.

Grow your mind by seeing new connections

We meet Dio, who enters and fights like a boss, has charisma and aura of a leader, even learnt from asians how to cook (although somebody *cough* Jonathan *cough* does not appreciate it). Also we learn more about a good boy lover and a good boy, a lover, who you do not wish to make angry and can be confused with a tree. We encounter the best waifu in anime on very deadly and at the same time surprisingly lively street. Jonathan and Speedweed for a special occasion decide to be extra dramatic and make a surprise party for Dio with candle light, police... Dio decides to use the occasion to finish the started job and try out a new diet to become a supermodel. Seeing how Dio can walk the walk and be so hot, Jonathan also shows his moves and somehow manages to nail it, penetrating Dio to depths of his heart.

An example of how it will go at worst