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This is it! The thrilling conclusion to Final Final Girl by Joab Gilroy! Chapters 18 through to the Epilogue, but I’m going to level with you, that only takes about 13 minutes. The rest is me reflecting on writing the story. So strap in!

Now that it’s all done and dusted, maybe you want to listen to it all again, uninterrupted by my yappity-yapping! If that’s so, buy the Final Final Girl Audiobook direct from my store!

Otherwise, you can head through to the Final Final Girl page to buy my book from Amazon, Kobo or DRM free directly from here. I’d really appreciate it! Alternatively, buy me a beer! Or don’t. I’m glad you’re listening, and I hope you’ve enjoying Final Final Girl.

Gwenda Masen and Jordan Battist will return in their next terrifying adventure!

Episode 4 is here! Final Final Girl by Joab Gilroy is in the back half! This episode contains chapters 13 through 17 and, as always, a bit of a breakdown at the end on how I felt about my own execution. Is it navel-gazing? Yes. Whatever. It’s my podcast.

If you’d rather not listen to me feel pretty chuffed with myself, head over and buy the Audiobook! That way you’ll still get to find out how this entire thing plays out! Or I guess you could just skip to the end when you realise chapter 17 is finished. That would work too. But don’t do that.

Please buy the book at the link above if you’re enjoying the story! Alternatively, buy me a beer! Or don’t. I’m glad you’re listening, and I hope you’re enjoying it.

Episode 3 of the Final Final Girl by Joab Gilroy Podcast edition, where I, Joab Gilroy, read you the book I wrote. Episode 3 includes chapters 8 through 12 of the book. And then afterwards I talk through some of the details from behind the scenes!

If you don’t like me yapping at the end, or you don’t want to wait another week to listen to it the rest of it, you can buy the Audiobook version right now for $4.33, and you can listen to the whole thing in one go!

If you’re enjoying the story, go ahead and buy the book! Alternatively, buy me a beer! Or don’t. I’m glad you’re listening, and I hope you’re enjoying it.

Episode 2 of the Final Final Girl Podcast edition, where I, Joab Gilroy, read you the book I wrote. This episode contains chapters 4 through 7! And then afterwards I talk through some of the details from behind the scenes!

If you don’t like me yapping, or you don’t want to wait another week to listen to it the rest of it, you can buy the Audiobook version right now for $4.33, and you can listen to the whole thing in one go!

You can, if you like, go ahead and buy the book if you’re enjoying the story! Alternatively, buy me a beer! Or don’t. I’m glad you’re listening, and I hope you’re enjoying it.

Episode one of Final Final Girl by Joab Gilroy, a podcast where I read my latest book for you! Here’s the deal, and how it goes. You can buy the Audiobook version right now for $4.33, and you can listen to the whole thing in one go! Or you can listen to this podcast for free, but you have to wait for a week between episodes and also at the end I talk a bit about what happened within the episode.

That seems like a fair deal to me, honestly! This episode contains chapters 1 through 3 of Final Final Girl. And the prologue, which is good because it contextualises everything.

You can, if you like, go ahead and buy the book if you’re enjoying the story! Alternatively, buy me a beer! Or don’t. I’m glad you’re listening, and I hope you’re enjoying it.

Final Final Girl by Joab Gilroy: The Podcast – Episode 1

A post-mortem breakdown of Till The Heavens Burst feature me, Joab Gilroy, the editor Nathan Lawrence and the Alpha/Proto-reader Liam Gilroy!

Yes, it’s four hours long. Yes, those were cans of beer being cracked at the start. It’s long and unstructured and rambling and honestly pretty onanistic. Also not terribly professional. It’s four hours of drinking, it gets pretty loose. My brother forgets to talk into the mic towards the end.

But it’s also a demonstration of how much love and care and personality went into the book. I think it’s great, but if you don’t want to know how the sausage is made I’d skip it.

Buy the book! That’s the best way to support me. If you don’t want to do that, you could also Buy Me A Beer.

We mention an email in the ep, but you can also email me [email protected] to tell me what you think.

The final episode of Till The Heavens Burst! Chapters 98 to 112, an extra long episode for you to enjoy. The end of the book. What a journey this has been.

Head over and subscribe to my Patreon if you’d like an intro-less and outro-less version, and feel free to let me know if there’s something you think I should offer on my Patreon that would make it more worth subscribing to.

Now that it is complete, I am also offering a collected version of the book as an Audiobook for you to enjoy. It’s about 8 and a half hours long. You can buy that from my Patreon for whatever is the minimum amount I can sell it for.

Now that it’s finished, buy the book! It’s gotta be the best way to support me. If you don’t want to do that, you could also Buy Me A Beer.

Finally you can contact me in the comments below, or you can email me [email protected] to tell me what you think!

Thank you so much for joining me on this journey through my book Till The Heavens Burst. I hope to see you again real soon with my next book, or when I do an audiobook for Blackbirded!

Till The Heavens Burst Episode 15! The penultimate episode! There’s only one more to go! Chapters 91 to 97 are here. It’s crazy to think how close we are to the end, how far we’ve come together.

Once again I’d like to apologise for the delay. Nearly got the whole thing out without any delays, but I guess 14 weeks without any interruptions on a podcast recorded weekly is still pretty good? Right? No, no excuses, I fucked up. I won’t let it happen again.

Head over and subscribe to my Patreon if you’d like an intro-less and outro-less version, and feel free to let me know if there’s something you think I should offer on my Patreon that would make it more worth subscribing to.

You can also buy the book if you’d like to read along with me, or if you don’t want to wait Till next week to see what happens next, or just to support me or whatever.

Finally you can contact me in the comments below, or you can email me [email protected] to tell me what you think!

Till The Heavens Burst Episode 14! Not the penultimate episode, as I had predicted. Only three chapters this week, 88 to 90, but they’re big so don’t complain.

Love to get another look into the mind of Elliott. Glad I didn’t spoil anything in the outro of the episode, very proud of myself for not doing the one thing you can’t do in a podcast of a book you’re reading.

Head over and subscribe to my Patreon if you’d like an intro-less and outro-less version, and feel free to let me know if there’s something you think I should offer on my Patreon that would make it more worth subscribing to.

You can also buy the book if you’d like to read along with me, or if you don’t want to wait Till next week to see what happens next, or just to support me or whatever.

Finally you can contact me in the comments below, or you can email me [email protected] to tell me what you think!

Lucky number 13! Till The Heavens Burst chapters 78 through to 87, ready for your consumption! Written and read, as always, by me.

A great episode, I think, and we sit upon the precipice of the end of the book now! Bit of a cliffhanger to end on, I did that on purpose. Technically 86 took us past the 30 minute mark, but I thought 87 was a better spot to leave you hanging. And the palindromic numbers 78 to 87 are too good to ignore as well.

Head over and subscribe to my Patreon if you’d like an intro-less and outro-less version, and feel free to let me know if there’s something you think I should offer on my Patreon that would make it more worth subscribing to.

You can also buy the book if you’d like to read along with me, or if you don’t want to wait Till next week to see what happens next, or just to support me or whatever.

Finally you can contact me in the comments below, or you can email me [email protected] to tell me what you think!

I hope you have an amazing week!