AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH. What the FLIPPING HECK was that? A round of Supercoach carnage unlike that which we’ve seen in a very, very long time. Dusty, Coniglio, Laird, Fyfe, countless other blokes too numerous to mention. Sides were taking to the field with three, four – even more – donuts. Par was… […]

Batter down the hatches, because the byes are here. In all their fury, they’ve taken players from us. Not just the players we expected, either – your Bulldogs, Eagles, Blues and Hawks – but Nathaniel ‘Teen Wolf’ Fyfe and Jack Darling as well. After a terrible week, we may just […]

There are too many options this week. Too. Many. Options. We’ve got blokes coming off their bye – your Tommy Rockliffs, your Justin Westhoffs, your Robbie Grays. We’ve got blokes we need to fix up our bye structures in round 12 – your Kade Simpsons, your Toby McLeans. We’ve got […]

We are sick. Absolutely sick as dogs. Patch is sniffling his way through this week’s podcast, surrounded by a bed of tissues deep in the wilds of Kazakhstan, or Mongolia, or Bolivia, or wherever the hell he is. Lekdog is sick and tired of his time being shit. Round after […]

It’s BARGAIN time, community. Forget Boxing Day, forget closing down sales, forget that time Foxtel tried to make EOFYS a thing (Gretchen, stop trying to make EOFYS happen, it’s never going to happen), this week is where all the bargains you need to care about are. Lekdog and Patch spend […]

It’s rookie culling time! It’s that time of year! Where the beautiful, wonderful cows come to the chopping block after weeks of fattening on the wide open spaces of our sides and WHAM – you take the head clean off. Loveable rogues Lekdog and Patch discuss which rookies to cull […]

BETRAYAL Lekdog does some snooping and uncovers Patch’s WEB OF LIES and unmasks him as a fraud, a traitor and a scoundrel to the cause of being Bad At Supercoach. Meaning this whole seven weeks of song and dance about being bad at things was a charade, a ruse, a […]

We are back, but it is Tuesday. Up is down, left is right, Brett Deledio is pumping out 150s. We don’t know what’s going on normally, but this is a whole new level of confusion. What a weird round this is – ANZAC Day on a Wednesday throws everything out […]

Billings. Hibberd. Kreuzer. Those other blokes who are also bad. The rookies’ poor week. The premiums’ poor weeks. The disappointment of Patrick Dangerfield. We have an in-depth discussion of the rucks and also have a look at some sneaky forward options. These things and more are discussed on this week of […]

Many things in this world are bad. Coriander. Stepping in dog poo. Seeing Liam Ryan go down with a long term injury. Losing to Lekdog. Patch’s audio in this podcast. Lekdog is a late out of this weeks podcast, allowing Damo of cheat sheet fame to step into the void […]