A song about my experience with an officer in Bedford County TN, as well as my formal invitation for him to play me in a match of boxing in the ring with equipment and a referee.
He won't. He's a coward. Only beats on people if he ties their hands and feet together first.
This one's dedicated to you, Tommie!
Lyrics:
Hey Tommie Boelyn I know you remember me at that courthouse on that little square in Shelbyville Tennessee
Now we have some time to talk about it I have a few things to say
You beat a man in shackles and cuffs now the pipers here for you to pay
I got an idea let's you and me go downtown to the boxing ring
It's all on me I'm paying I'll even hire a referee
Before the bell rings at the first rounds end I'll have hit you so hard you'll wish you were dead
Let's meet at the gym - to play a little sport - and after you've been weighed and measured you're falling short
Pause,,,
In an elevator all alone is where you started with me
When you beat a man in shackles and cuffs and now you're never gonna hear the end or see
A day when you will live it down because I'm spreading your story all over, clown
Hey Tommie Boelyn I know you remember me at that courthouse on that little square in Shelbyville Tennessee
Now we have some time to talk about it I have a few things to say
You beat a man in shackles and cuffs now the pipers here for you to pay
So get in touch I'll book us a gym but you don't get to tie me up this time to win.
From this day on you belong to me because now you're my intellectual property
I hope you hate it that's fine with your big yellow streak running straight down your spine
So step on up cuz you ain't tough this is gonna get real rough
My left is a hammer and my right is a bat so step on up go straight to the mat
I'm not joking or playing with you, you have no integrity the world knows it's true
Hey Tommie Boelyn I know you remember me at that courthouse on that little square in Shelbyville Tennessee
Now we have some time to talk about it I have a few things to say
You beat a man in shackles and cuffs now the pipers here for you to pay
And when the referee does the count to 10 you'll be knocked out on the mat again
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee so step in the ring let all the people see
That standing toe to toe in the center of the ringer is where you'll find this giant middle finger
C'mon. I dare ya. What's wrong. Ya scared yo
So step into the ring I'm about to show ya what happens when you beat on a tied up soldier
C'mon. I dare ya. What's wrong. Ya scared yo
C'mon. I dare ya. What's wrong. Ya scared yo
