When talking about “first contact” movies a select few come to mind. First, Contact, followed closely by First Contact. Does Arrival have what it takes to be part of that elite group, or is it terrible like The Arrival? Next episode: The Dark Knight Rises (2012) The Denver Library chats with Walter Chaw mentioned in …

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John and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog. Next episode: Arrival (2016)

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 “The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.” John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different. Next Episode: …

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John and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it!

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This movie forces you to feel the ennui of eternal life by being nothing but endless pain, confusion, and Christopher Lambert. Next episode: Zardoz

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The fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past. Next episode: Highlander 2: The Quickening

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The Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes. Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch”

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“You’ve got males.” Get it? Like the AOL soundclip, and John and Alexx identify as male? It’s a homonym joke… Anyway, in this week’s paean to NYC (it’s like another main character!), Alexx and John discuss You’ve Got Mail. Cyber sex was had, ASCII dicks were created, and Alexx has a mental health breakdown. Enjoy! …

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Tonight ? and ? discuss The Mummy. ? mostly talks about Star Wars while ? drools over practical effects. Also: making hieroglyphs work in this box was very hard so forgive the boring write-up. Next episode: “You’ve Got Mail”

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As the great detective Sherlock Holmes once said “Watson! You totally barfed when that guy lied.” Wise words…. wise words. Anyway, John and Alexx watched Knives out.

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