John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie

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I painted my face for THIS?

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A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?!

John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy!

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The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas as their dark passenger as they journey into the mind of a maniac. A maniac with a box factory. 

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A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that. 

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Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick?

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John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass" 

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Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time?
...No?
...That's a terrible idea?

Someone should have told Fede Alvarez.

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The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" 

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M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. 

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