In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering.

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Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney.

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Duncan Jax returns for the very first time! We first learned of his exploits way back in episode 7 , but now it’s time to see the film that launched it all. We’re talking balloons, ninjas, baboons, gold, other kinds of balloons. Baby this picture’s got ’em all!

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The fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT.

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Flying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything!Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope”

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Riddle me this! What has four legs, 150 episodes and an increasing awareness of their own mortality? Here’s a hint: They’re talking about The Batman this episode.

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Master of Joaquin, I’m pulling your PhoenixTwisting your mind and smashing your weenis (metaphorically)Blinded by booze, you can’t see a thingJust call my name ’cause I’ll hear you screamMaster, master Ok I didn’t see the movie but we can all agree Metallica was good for a bit.

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Multiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed.

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This same thing happened to me at Olive Garden once, but I didn’t make a dang movie crying about it.

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Our dream series wraps up with this Cameron Crowe attempt at scifi. A movie that dares ask tough questions like “what if Tom Cruise was slightly less handsome?”

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