Today on the Evening Rancor, the greatest kitchen invention since Ron Popeil twisted his potato. What rhymes with potato? Why NATO of course! The Rooskies better not be Putin on a winter war.

For God's sake, please stand clear of all grocery store doors! No matter how much you wash it your greens will never come clean and other Thanksgiving misgivings on this edition of the John Ford Podcast The Evening Rancor.

Radio hosts, how much can you suck, and how brilliant can you be with just a little twist of a phrase. John disses and sends accolades to Lee Abrams, Long Jim White, Redbeard the dreaded John Aielli and more right after these commercial messages.

It's the bacon and eggs breakfast edition of the Evening Rancor. What do you get when you cross a pant-less man, a mosque, the Waffle House, Oldham England and bacon? Listen to this edition of the John Ford Podcast to find out.

Just like my first pony, had my first experience with legal weed in Cali last week. And Further thoughts on the cult of Beto.

Commitment to its leader, questioning and dissent are discouraged, the group is elitist, a polarized us-versus-them mentality, exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary... Politics has become just another cult.

Yea, I'm behind the ball today. So, we're doing another music show! Some resonator fingerstyle blues, one of Jay Leno's favorite country songs and a Florida song (also played on that resonator).

Keep your tiny little hands off my man sized Kleenex or I'll just blow! The capilitist award of the week goes to, a Canadian Girl Scout entrepreneur hawking her cookies at the pot shop.

It's not just you, the number of robocalls for the first part of the year is up 50 percent over last year. The question remains, why even bother answering your phone and one solution I learned from a very twisted friend on how to deal with robocalls.

Would you believe nearly 80 percent of us Mercan's view political correctness unfavorably? Would you believe Hispanics, Asians and Indians view it with a higher unfavorability than the white folks? Would you believe that 79 percent of those under 24 have an unfavorable view of political correctness? If this is true, why do the Democrats keep running on identity politics?