Erin and Brennan get down and bloody with possibly the best worst Dracula movie of all time. A poorly cast Keanu Reeves and a ridiculous wedding dress faces off against Gary Oldman, Gary Oldman, and a hot Gary Oldman. Also, did we mention that Erin has a thing for vampires? Most of this episode is Erin discussing historical vampires, literary vampires, and Brennan sharing his knowledge of vampires, all of which is a direct result of being related to Erin. Oh, and hot Gary Oldman as a vampire? Erin says, "sign me up for the next dark baptism!" The point is, Erin and Brennan agree that this bad movie deserves to be remade, preferably with Gary Oldman.