Come gather round and sit cross legged as an elderly man reads aloud from The Jon Holmes Show on Radio X. Or, if it’s easier, just listen to this podcast. On this week, we create our on ideas for Partwork Magazines, we are let down by a Sugar babe and Vexen LeCrowley returns for another Thought For The Day For Satanists.

You lucky people. Because we’ve been working our arses off 7 days-a-week filling in for one Chris Moyles, we’ve said so much inane drivel on the radio recently that we’ve amassed enough nonsense for an extra bonus podcast! On this bonus extra podcast thing, Mother Goose is on the 12 Kays Of Quizmas, Jingle Chat and a joke where the punchline is “… free prawn crackers”. Normal podcast service will resume this Sunday!

Imagine if you will the Breakfast Show equivalent of the Environmental Agency and now imagine they have built insufficient defences allowing The Jon Holmes Show to burst its banks and flood your computer or handheld device with highlights from the show. Seeping into your homes are The 12 Kays Of Quizmas (too complicated to explain here), A Galaxy Far Far Away (same again) and Con-Descending (FFS do we have any features that easily make sense?!).

Very glad tidings to you on this festive edition of The Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast. Well we say slightly festive, it’s mostly content from the couple days after Christmas, so it should give you a similar feeling to a Boxing Day stomach ache. On this week’s episode, we hear your christmas nightmare stories, we examine the song Baby It’s Cold Outside and more trust issues.

Ok then here it is the last podcast before Christmas. You’ve had your office party, you’ve asked your colleagues what they are doing for Christmas despite the fact you don’t care and what better way is there to kick-start your Christmas than listening to a commercial radio station’s weekend breakfast show podcast? This week: AVP (that’s short of Alco-Vox Pops), BOB (that’s short for Box Office Balls) and MMM! (that’s short for Much Much More!)

Right. Here’s your bloody podcast. Happy now? Well you should be because it’s both excellent and free. The best bits from Weekend 12 of Jon Holmes on Radio X has been allowed in to your device, just like how Muslims are still allowed into the USA (correct at the time of the podcast being published). New feature this week in the shape of The Suggestion Box, plus old classics such as Alco-Vox Pops, Box Office Balls and also some important news regarding Paid Intern Cornelius’s love life.

Hello there, rumour has it that you have 47 minutes and 20 seconds of silence in your life to fill and boy do we have the answer. Its our podcast, all the best bits of The Weekend Breakfast Show on Radio X, unless of course you consider the music or adverts the best bit. On this week’s podcast more of your Trust Issues, High Priest Vexen LeCrowley is back with another Thought For The Day For Satanists and also a great chat about shopping centres in the UK.

Podcast 10! That’s right! 10! Double digits. And what better way is there to celebrate this landmark podcast than by listening to it? Just in case you’re a new listener, just to bring you up to speed, Jon looks a bit like Dom Joly in his Radio X photo, Paid Intern Cornelius is not good at reading or speaking and Dave Berry ***** **** *** ** strippers. On this week’s podcast comedian Justin Moorhouse, Alco-Vox Pops, Con-Descending and a reasonable amount more!

reetings internet fellow and welcome to what has been accused of being The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Podcast with Jon Holmes. This week Paid Intern hosted a fundraising race night for his scout group and Jon and Dave sent him along with a little dare. Also a podcast debut for the 20 Second Showcase where we play 20 seconds of music demos sent in without previously listening to them ([email protected] if you’d like some radio airplay). Plus a load of the usual nonsense.

It's well and truly The Weekend Breakfast Podcast with Jon Holmes. There’s no denying it and nothing you can do about it. On the podcast this week we ask how you didn’t raise money for Children in Need, Jon does impressions of two other people who share his name and Paid Intern Cornelius insists that we encourage the listeners to text in the name of their dentist.