Hello and welcome to what the critics are already calling "Episode 7 of The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes". I'm not going to go on about the other things they say about the show as we don't want to damage Ginger Producer Dave's self-confidence. On the podcast this week we ask you the listener which celebrity's mum have you met, sad habits, box office balls and two lots of Alco-Vox Pops.

Do you remember back in 2006 when it was 'Chico Time'? Well fast-forward to now and you'll find it is 'The Radio X Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes Time'. On the podcast this week movie film star Nicholas Hoult plays a game of Band or Name For Street Drug, Ricky Wilson helps us complete a push for the station's podcast and Ginger Producer Dave's intentions with a girl are revealed on air.

And here you will find a Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast which has been carefully hand-crafted by the Paid Intern Cornelius, a rising star in radio production who is certain to go on to big things and is also writing this really quite arrogant podcast summary. On the podcast this week, we ask what the worst thing a house guest of yours has ever done, we discuss wholly inappropiate toys, Lazy PR makes a triumphant return and we discuss the (lack of) fan mail the show receives.

And just like Boris Johnson crashes into a small Japanese child, the Radio X Weekend Breakfast podcasts comes clattering into the internet. For those who are reading this in the future, the week this podcast was released, London Mayor Boris Johnson knocked over a child whilst playing touch rugby in Japan. This was before he became Prime Minister or the UK and then Supreme Over-Lord of Earth. On the podcast this week, comedian Brett Goldstein plays a game of Band or Super-Villian, Jon reveals the Ginger Producer Dave's intentions with a girl from Bristol and we ask how you have damaged children.

It is advised that you consult your doctor before consuming this podcast. The recommended dose is one episode a week for ages 14+. Ingredients include Jon Holmes, Ginger Producer Dave, Paid Intern Cornelius, Sad Habits, Box Office Balls, Alcovoxpops, Dead Or Alive and cinnamon. Please be warned that possible side-effects of this podcast include hair-loss, skin reactions, crippling pain and Vernon Kay.

It's time to face the music! Well it's not really. In fact the total opposite due to legal restraints that means we've had to take the music out of the podcast. I think you hear a few seconds of the opening riff of Sweet Child O' Mine at one point, but don't go telling Axl Slash or whatever his name is. In this week's podcast, Box Office Balls, Con-descending, Alco-Vox Pops and another game of Tourist Top Trumps. Tune in on Radio X Weekend Mornings from 6.30 - 10.00am.

Thought you'd got rid of us didn't you? Well I'm afraid you'll have to drag us out of this building, and despite the best efforts of the Global Radio security staff to do just that, we've managed to hold on. So welcome to the all new Radio X Weekend Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes. This week we have new features in the shape of Box Office Balls, Alco-Vox-Pops as well as timely classics such as 'Band Or…' and Dead or Alive. So… shall we?

Hello and goodbye forever! This week’s episode marks the end of the infamous XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes as the new shiny Radio X comes fourth. Now before the tears begin to spew from your face, let’s remember the good times, the bad times and of course, the crude times. To round everything off in style, we bring you the mighty breaking of Marcus Mumford’s Banjo String, a final thought for Satanists, the Denegation game and an exclusive from with the Woolwich Ferry Documentary. The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | 104.9FM

Welcome along to another dose of Breakfast nonsense with Jon Holmes and his podcast! It might have been a slightly shorter week for most, but that hasn’t stopped us proving why we’re the 179th most popular podcast on iTunes! This week… We played a game of 'Some Mumfords Do Ave ‘Em’, courtesy of producer Simon’s uncanny impression of Frank Spencer (from Some Mothers Do Ave ‘Em, obviously). We also went big (possibly too big) on pooh-sticks, and finally we brought you some deliciously dismal Songs From Hell. Please. Enjoy it on your own, or with friends and family. The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | Weekdays 6- 10am | 104.9FM

Welcome along to another fun-packed edition of The XFM Breakfast Show podcast! Please take your shoes off at the door. This week, we heard far too much about Jon’s new book (out now, as if you didn’t know!) with a bespoke game of ‘Holmes From Holmes'. Matt Dyson also showed us his ‘little fella’, and we delved headfirst into an epic debate on how to pronounce London dialling codes… LBC must be crapping themselves. Enjoy! The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes | Weekdays 6- 10am | 104.9FM