Jones’n 2 Branch Out

Another week, another episode — and trust us, this one’s a ride! We kick things off catching up on what we learned while watching The Better Sister and, as always, promise (again) to get back to those other shows and movies on our Branch Binging list.

Ryan’s officially older than Alysha now (36 is apparently a whole thing) and we dive into the joys and aches of getting older. Alysha opens up about taking a much-needed break from social media, tackling comparison culture, and the doom-scrolling spiral we’ve all fallen into.

Oh — and just when we thought we left the group chat, the celeb drama has us roped back in. From over-the-top proposals to debating how much is too much to spend on a family pet’s medical bill, this episode is full of laughs, real talk, and classic Branch Out chaos.

Timestamps:

0:51 – Intro

6:42 – Branch Binging: Better Sister + the never-ending watchlist

17:33 – Issa Birthday (Ryan’s feeling 36)

25:21 – Social Media Breaks + Anxiety Feels

34:32 – Back in the Celebrity Group Chat

54:52 – Wild Proposal Stories

56:36 – How Much Is Too Much for a Pet’s Medical Bill?

1:07:56 – Outro

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Catch up on all the chaos in our latest episode! Alysha and Ryan kick things off with what they’ve been binging lately and some theories about their current show. They dive into their decision to take on the 75 “Lite” challenge — because why go full savage when you can ease your way in, right?

Things get real awkward when Alysha calls out Ryan for his, uh… unique sleep habits, leaving him in a full-blown sweat. But like the professionals (or absolute messes) we are, we power through the cringe and wrap it up with a couple of hilarious TIFU stories you won’t want to miss.

Tune in for laughs, nonsense, and the kind of random fun you didn’t know you needed.

Timestamps:

2:44 — Intro

6:22 — What We’re Binging

19:09 — The 75 “Lite” Challenge

35:31 — Consensual Sleep Assault (yep, you read that right)

44:49 — “I Used to Do Music”

51:06 — Why Ryan is Misc in the Face

57:37 — TIFU Confessions

1:04:54 — Outro

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It’s Memorial Day(literally recorded this Monday morning) and we’re back causing chaos on the mic! This week, we catch y’all up on what we watched over the weekend — including Branch spiraling through Final Destination Bloodlines and our thoughts on Sinners.

We also get into some real talk: blaming your partner when you get sick (because obviously it’s their fault), what actually qualifies as a “playful shove,” and the specific petty, awkward, or downright shady things that would make us skip a cookout invite. Plus our thoughts on the Diddy trial, protestors, and of course, a little chat about folks throwing hands in public.

Timestamps:

3:08 — Intro

9:00 — Getting sick and blaming your significant other

13:08 — Branch’s Final Destination spiral

24:30 — Sinners recap

37:40 — Diddy trial and protestors

47:00 — Debating the fine line of a “playful shove”

51:08 — Cookouts: what would make us skip your invite

1:00:28 — public throwdowns

1:06:57 — Outro

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This week on Jones’n 2 Branch Out, Ryan and Alysha dive into the bizarre and brilliant world of The Substance for their latest Branch Binging pick — trust us, it’s as wild as it sounds. Ryan shares his chaotic work blowout story, while Alysha makes it very clear that if she ever escaped prison, you’d catch her at a McDonald’s.

They also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, celebrating 13 years of marriage with laughs and random tangents. Plus, some talk about nudity in movies, escaped inmates, and yes — more pastor BS. It’s an episode packed with chaos, good vibes, and the kind of random conversations you didn’t know you needed.

Timestamps:

0:00 - Intro

10:18 - Minecraft movie 

16:15 - The Substance discussion

29:53 - Nudity in movies

36:20 - Work blowout madness

44:10 - Escaped inmates + fast food hideouts

55:10 - More pastor BS

1:01:57 - 13 years married 

Tune in and branch out with us!

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In this episode, Alysha and Ryan kick off with a Grubhub scam story, dive into their latest movie binge, and take a nostalgic trip back to the era of iconic dance movies. Things get a little weird (in the best way) when they start talking about dancing in the rain and somehow end up deep in alien theory territory. Plus — they wrap up with some Mother’s Day weekend stories and questionable life choices.

Timestamps:

6:01 — Intro

10:26 — Grubhub scam?

15:32 — Branch binging: Thunderbolts

31:13 — Dance movies & rain dancing

41:25 — Tree talking

48:10 — Alien theory spiral

58:11 — Mother’s Day moments

1:14:41 — Bad choices

1:18:25 — Outro

Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a few unexpected tangents!

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In this episode, try your best to keep up as Ryan and Alysha completely derail the topic train at least a dozen times. From binge-watching the latest Black Mirror to debating whether it’s appropriate to let it rain at a funeral (or was that a club?), to those awkward run-ins with high school classmates… at the actual high school. It’s chaotic, it’s random, and it’s exactly the kind of nonsense you didn’t know you needed today.

Episode Highlights:

1:10 — Intro & immediate distractions

07:30 — Branch binging Black Mirror

23:20 — Funeral or club? You decide, Also Jizz Jewelry is a thing

33:44 — Is this déjà vu, or are we still in high school?

41:55 — Fart talk, because obviously

52:40 — Optical illusion or… T. rex arms?

Hit play and embrace the chaos.

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In today’s episode, Alysha officially takes Ryan to court! Shouldn’t a husband pay some attention to his wife when she’s killin’ it at the gym? A little look, a quick compliment — is that too much to ask? You be the judge!

Plus, things get wild as they dive into the messy origins of celebrity sex tapes, parental clap backs, and Alysha’s painfully awkward birthday party experience you won’t believe.

Time Stamps:

2:06 — Intro

4:35 — The messy history of sex tapes

16:46 — Parents clapping back like pros

23:30 — Court is officially in session

54:16 — Awkward birthday party stories

1:15:40 — Outro

Tune in, laugh along, and let us know who wins the case!

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After a brief hiatus thanks to a tech meltdown (RIP sound files), Ryan and Alysha are back and diving headfirst into some very important questions—like what’s really going on in The Curious Case of Natalia Grace from Good American Family, and wait… was Clint Eastwood in salad dressing commercials or are we just completely off the rails? Between Ryan’s work plug realization to Alysha’s hilarious confusion about space travel (is it real or just a vibe?), this episode is full of chaotic fun, wild theories, and more sidebars than actual conclusions.

Time Stamps:

• 3:53 – Catching up after the computer crisis
• 7:18 – Branch binging: Good American Family and Natalia Grace
• 19:20 – Clint Eastwood… salad dressing icon?
• 26:19 – The “work plug” segment
• 35:26 – Getting into the Jones family inner circle
• 47:44 – So… did they go to space or not?

Hit play and come spiral with us—because honestly, we don’t know what’s going on either.

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In today’s episode, Ryan and Alysha are deep into their latest obsession: Good American Family—and trust us, it’s getting juicy! They also dive into a spicy TikTok convo about people bringing the Holy Spirit into their concert decisions… like, bestie, that might be between you and the Lord, not the timeline. Oh, and did we mention Ryan casually drops that he’s related to two celebrities?! Meanwhile, Alysha’s still waiting on her famous family moment.

Join us for laughs, hot takes, and the usual chaotic good vibes.

Timestamps:

4:16 – Intro

6:52 – Branch Binging: Good American Family

25:11 – TikTok, Chris Brown, and the Holy Spirit

38:09 – Ryan’s Celebrity Relatives

49:40 – TIFU (Today I F’d Up)

 

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In today’s episode, Alysha and Ryan dive deep into the latest catch up of the Terminator saga and what chatGPT says about AI’s growing presence in our world. But that’s just the beginning—things take a turn as they discuss gym encounters, the chaos of counting calories, and whether proposals should get a do-over. Plus, the Beard vs. Makeup Debate is back for round two! Who has the ultimate power of transformation? Tune in for hot takes, hilarious moments, and maybe even a little controversy.

Timestamps:

 3:22 – Intro

 5:24 – Branch binging: The Pitt

 14:05 – Terminator 3 and AI taking over

37:03 – Awkward and unexpected gym encounters

 48:13 – The struggles of counting calories

 58:52 – Should proposals get a do-over?

 1:08:55 – Who should lead in a relationship?

 1:28:14 – Beard vs. Makeup Debate 2.0

Don’t miss this wild ride—hit play now!

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