Journey Into Mystery Science

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science:

Sharks attack Pac-Man. Pac-Man attacks sharks. America wins. The boys finally brush that Ash off of their shoulders. Solo, Hans goes, and where he goes, no one knows. It is revealed that for some, a vampire weekend is a 7 day affair. Also there's a communist brawl.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science:

Terminator's girlfriend visits a new doctor: GENYSIS; we learn about his cold cold hands. I'm a Jedi, Dottie, a rebel. Florida's mango wars rage on. The boys learn a lesson about ape maintenance. Dracula's return to Jersey. And a war happens that we can't even tell you about.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science!

Shorts. Monsters. Monsters in Shorts. Hanging out with Gods! A new army of rockmen take over America's cities. The Batmobile and David Hasselhof decide to take justice into their own hands. The boys try to get a dog a date. And Dick Grayson continues to thrill crowds in more ways than one.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: 

The boys have another round of Tobacco Talk! Hundreds of people around the world exploit our nostalgia for profit! A gryphon turns into a murder machine. And a shocking revelation is unveiled about a former Journey Into Mystery Science fixation.

Also, Shenmue.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science!

Where is the Jurassic World have the boys gone? Not Scotland, that's for sure. Shrek's long lost pal meets his end. Beans are the magical fruit. And Starfire finally gets a great comic! Seriously though, it happened!

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science:

Nuclear war wreaks havoc on Hellboy. The boys get Mega. Towns are starved for their essential resources. And everyone gets sand in their eyes.

Some technical glitches in part two that are resolved by part three. Thanks for stickin' with it.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science:

Hitler finally gets his come-uppance. Martian magic is in the air, as a visitor from space meditates in a Tibetian temple. The boys catch up on fangirl news. And many highly bouncy materials are probed deeply.

The music is Sexy Robot Butt Stuff by the Doodie Bros.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: the boys discuss Frustrated Frank's adventures through the boring modern day. Everyone gets invited to a sweet 16 party, and a very special guest arrives. And a woman gets the drop on her greatest enemy.

Music by Reachgroup.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: this city has a bird infestation. We all learn a lesson about health problems and you. Television is discussed until the boys are unwittingly trapped in the tele-verse. Also; Batman.

This week on Journey Into Mystery Science: apes and bears. APES AND BEARS! Its a combination better than peanut butter and jelly. The boys get televisual. Zombie preparedness is on the table. Highly specific forms of crime resurge.

Oh, and all the universes die. Again.