Firstly, my dog decided to add some sound effects; her tail and collar tags make an appearance. Secondly, "professeth". G'head, say it out loud. Now say it without looking at it. Now put it in a biblical quote and say the whole thing. This has to be one of the worst words I've ever had the misfortune to meet. After saying it five times, each time getting exponentially worse, I gave up. It is now "profess". And "professeth" can go right back to the bowels of hell from whence it came!