PewTime Tales

This platform has given me a nosebleed.

I debated on publishing this episode because these chapters were short, but I figured if I'm going to get into the habit of doing this I should throw this episode out despite it being short. Honestly, I could have read more chapters, but I didn't. Plus y'all got two episodes the other week.

I'm so tired, I can't remember what I just read so I don't have anything to put here except: this episode has a bonus broadcast.

This week, you get a twofer because I had this one recorded but took a nap instead of posting it. Several naps, actually. Several naps interrupted by periods of being awake and having to function on not a whole lot of sleep.

I added a sound effect; let me know what you think. I wanted it to sound like skipping through radio stations before finding Night Vale Community Radio. The chapter starts in the middle of Cecil saying something and I wasn't quite sure how to convey that.

KING CITY, Jackie, Diane. Also, where *is* Dawn? And...Evan...?

Plus, a bonus chapter containing a broadcast from the community radio.

Chapters 1 & 2

Welcome. Enjoy your stay. You live here now. You have always lived here. Why would you think you've ever lived anywhere else? That's just silly. Word to the wise: maybe just listen to the story instead of being in it, you probably don't want to be in the story, it's probably safer if you're not.

I'm pretty sure reading/distributing this book in any way, shape, or form without permission is punishable by death. Or is it fines? Or is it a stern talking to? I can never remember. I think ingesting it while knowing that no permission was given is punishable by the removal of a molar. Don't quote me on that one. To heck with it, let's be rebels and do it anyway. I think maybe doing this for free might let us off the hook. Whatever. I won't tell, if you don't.

Just listen

At Shaston.

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