PewTime Tales

The lateness of this episode has been brought to you by technical difficulties in conjunction with threats of a violent nature to the laptop. Audio was provided, in part, by an awkward sitting position and tummy rumbling. Editing was created by, I'm so over this, and the realization that the internet connection works poorly between the hours of 1a and 4:30a. If someone could explain that phenomena to me, it would be much appreciated. 

This episode has been brought to you by a mystery in association with questions such as, "why is my computer so slow", "is there something wrong with the internet connection", and "which technical bits are the ones causing me technical difficulties". So, basically, technical difficulties with the only mystery being how to fix the problem. Audio was provided in part by: a loud airplane, an even louder heating vent, and the shuffling of blankets. Editing was provided by excessive annoyance, stress, and a slew of curse words.

This episode release can be considered either early or late, depending on how you look at it. Thanks for your patience; we will return to our irregularly programmed schedule this week.

Audio for this episode was provided by a bedroom and includes perfectly timed snores from my dog (between you and me, I think she did it on purpose). Editing was done by willpower with assistance from intermittent naps, ibuprofen, and my couch. 

Please note: 'PC' means police constable and 'Taken With Out Consent' is spelled as TWOCed/TWOCing/etc

This episode was brought to you by incredibly poor planning in conjunction with shoddy internet connection and too much stress. Audio was presented to you by a work in progress pillow fort. Editing was created by mass amounts of frustration with assistance from various kitchen surfaces (none of which happened to be a table). Special thanks to celery and peanut butter.

FYI it is the Air Loom Gang, not the heirloom gang. What an absurd name, heirloom gang, no one would take them seriously; but the Air Loom Gang, now that's a name that means serious business!

This episode has been brought to you by better time management. Audio includes dog snores, a rather loud tummy rumble, and some rude birds. Editing was done by a weird sitting position, in association with a numb bum and left leg.

This episode is brought to you by loosing track of time in association with, never knowing what day it is. Audio is courtesy of a large, empty lobby; also including speaking directly into the mic on the phone instead of using a headset. Editing was created by distractions with the help of people being loud, and someone replacing a doorknob. Special thanks to my will power, you know what you did.

Chapter 6 (page 32) references a very specific character from a very specific book written by Ken Kesey in 1962. A reimagining of the title of that very specific book can be found in Chapter 2 (on page 9).

This episode is courtesy of an untimely fashion, in association with an accidental deletion. Audio for this episode was created by: 4x5 foot bathroom, with additional help from a heating vent. Editing for this episode was provided by: a slight hangover in conjunction with sleep deprivation. Special thanks to a specific brand of coffee.