Please note: 'PC' means police constable and 'Taken With Out Consent' is spelled as TWOCed/TWOCing/etc

This episode was brought to you by incredibly poor planning in conjunction with shoddy internet connection and too much stress. Audio was presented to you by a work in progress pillow fort. Editing was created by mass amounts of frustration with assistance from various kitchen surfaces (none of which happened to be a table). Special thanks to celery and peanut butter.