Judgy Two Shoes

Savannah and Steve wrap up the year debating colored vs. white Christmas lights, whether it's okay to drink hot sink water, and when to take the hint regarding texting someone back or accepting that you've been ghosted.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? This controversial topic and more are discussed as Savannah and Steve delve into a terrible relationship, the worst prospective roommate ever, and someone's anger over an innocuous message from years ago

Savannah and Steve are back from Thanksgiving and the debate about warm fruit vs cold fruit rages on. The two then get into all kinds of red flags, including mocking your partner, naming your child after a murderer, and putting a camera in your bathroom.

Home cooking or takeout? This is one of the many food-based questions Savannah and Steve discuss on a special sort-of-Thanksgiving episode. Should politics be left home? Can you bring your dog to a friends-giving? And do you need to cook vegan food for a grown adult child?

Do you get right out of bed or are you a scroller? This episode starts so innocent and gets so spicy as Savannah and Steve discuss a lot of things best left out of this description for algorithmic purposes.

Are you a checker or a carry-oner? Savannah and Steve discuss corrupt parking enforcement, whether or not people should wait til marriage, going to work while sick, and how to break up with couple friends. Also, sorry that the sound is a little wonky on this one!

Savannah and Steve are back and their last name is Hofstetter! They recap the wedding and the rest of the last few months before debating if thank you notes should be hand-written. They dive into stories about sibling behavior at raves and someone dating their friend's ex. And can money buy happiness? Listen and find out.

Savannah and Steve discuss vendors who sell things they don't have and disagree about asking someone to move on a plane. They give advice about an inappropriate student, an ex's ex's spending habits, if you can call backsies on a divorce, and how to ask someone out.

Savannah and Steve debate the two-dress wedding tradition and creamy vs crunchy peanut butter. Can you pop into a neighbor's foyer without ringing the bell? Do you stay with a partner as you grow apart? And is it wrong to follow your significant other's friend on snapchat?

Savannah and Steve discuss wedding favors, and argue about whether or not they could deal without bread or rice. What is cheating? Can you cancel someone else's baby shower? And the wild story of a spouse being obsessed with an ex.