Emphasis on the "heart," this one's got a few decently sad scenes. It also has some of the worst alcoholic set design and acting I've ever seen, so it's a bit of a wash.

This week, we finally see Archie perform an entire song. and although our standards could not be lower, we are somehow disappointed

Welcome to Thornhill manor, the creepiest house in all of Riverdale! Zombies, Archie's Abs, Drama- this episode has it all! Join Bella and Brian for another dive into the world of Riverdale

A very special feature length episode starring our first guest, @Corporate__Cute on instagram, Andrew S!

Join us this week as we further observe Betty's descent into madness.

Quite frankly the wildest episode yet. Come find out what a "sticky maple" means in Riverdale, and why it's got the gals performing evil deeds

This week Bella and Brian dive further into the mystery of whatever the hell is going on with Archie Andrews and his growing harem of classmates. (We apologize for the audio issues in the first 10 minutes or so, our producer/recording robot Craig goofed on us)

The very first episode of the rest of our lives- I mean, Jughead's Lament. We introduce ourselves to the town of Riverdale, find out why Betty can't get out of her own way, and fall in love with Archie's Dad. Credits: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/