Wake up and smell the leftovers! This week, we dive into the treasure trove of bits that didn’t make the cut during the radio show. I mean, who knew that 11,000 Americans turn 50 daily? Spoiler alert: it’s a gold mine, fam! We also chat about the art of swingin’ for the fences with our morning six packs, inspired by the legendary David Letterman. Sure, not every joke lands like a plane, but we keep swinging until we hit the jackpot! Oh, and let’s not forget the musical gem, ‘Airport Shoes’—a funky homage to the TSA's new chill rules. Trust me, you’re gonna want to strut your stuff in those shoes! So grab your snacks, kick back, and let’s have some laughs together!

• Did you know 11,000 Americans turn 50 every day? Time to invest in Velcro sneakers!
• Superman's day job as a reporter? Yeah, right! Who's making bank in journalism these days?