What does my tattoo say? Audio! What does my tattoo say? Commentary! In this very special episode of the podcast, we provide an unsolicited commentary track for Dude Where's My Dog? the low-budget family film written by Family Matters writer Stephen Langford. You can sync it up to the movie -- available now on Tubi, of course!! -- but you probably shouldn't. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

See just how quickly we descended into madness in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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We did it. We accomplished ... something. What exactly we accomplished is up for debate in this, our last regular episode of the Family Matters watching era. Fasten your tethers tight... one. last. time. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

See just how quickly we descended into madness in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle

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Well, we did it. We finally made it through every single episode of Family Matters. But before we say goodbye, we’ve gotta recap Season 1. We’re talking highs, we’re talking lows, and we’re talking alternate cold opens. And, don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for an all encompassing send-off, shuttleboy style.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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Why did we do this? What have we learned? How do you end a podcast? We answer fewer of these questions than you would expect as we watch OUR FINAL and THE FIRST episode of Family Matters. 

(Don't worry. We'll be back. Like, next week.) 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space 
Email: [email protected] 
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle 
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle 
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle 

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Why is this show allergic to being a spinoff? What movies does John not need to watch? And what movie are we 100% GOING to watch? We get penultimate with these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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How much does water cost? What's in your Burger King parking lot? And is this f---ing play about us? We answer these questions and more as we read through Season 1, Episode 3 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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What nightmare are we hoping to wake up from? Who left Lynda Carter? And how can you tell if coconut milk has gone bad? We RSVP "yes" to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 4 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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Does everyone have report card trauma? Twins: good or bad? And who do we wish stayed history? We make the grade while answering these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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Who's the Temu Michael Jordan? Will Eddie Winslow ever play basketball again?!? And what did we cut out of the episode? We bounce back and forth the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 6 of Family Matters. 

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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What do you call a museum for policemen? Who was the Urkel of this show before Urkel? And what do the Ship of Theseus and Bob Odenkirk have in common? We wink our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

Website: jumpingtheshuttle.space
Email: [email protected]
Instagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577
TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577

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