Here it is, you lucky kids! Episode 5 is somehow the best episode we've seen thus far and also terrible for a variety of reasons. It truly is an enigma wrapped in a fish pun covered in echoes. I promise that sentence will make more sense after you listen to this episode.

Also, I want to welcome our newest Patron, Charlie Davenport! Charlie is a great horror writer and the biggest Thomas Jane fan you'll find outside of Thomas Jane's mom's house. Welcome, Charlie! I hope you enjoy your gene slamming!