Pod of Blunders

Yeah. That's right. We did it, baby! EPISODE OUT! AND EARLY! AND DESPITE MY INTOLERABLE LEVELS OF HOOCH IN MY BLOOD!  

Only 13 episodes left. More than 2/3rds of the way done now! And what will we do after it's all done? Well...I think the only path forward is RITUAL SUICIDE.

Or we'll find another show. Or we'll just burn it all down. Who fuckin knows.

Anyway, if you want to form a Heavens Gate-esque cult after this is all over, let us know. We're not really into the whole offing ourselves bit but we're DEFINITELY pro buying a bunch of matching Reebok sneakers. 

Someone pass the Flavor Aid.

And please tell your weird friends about us. They need this. Don't hide our light under a bushel basket. 

Hello you beauties! I hope you've all had a wonderful holiday season and got all the sex saddles and quaaludes you asked for. Between Richard's and my family, we've been sick for like...a month and a half at this point but we're so dedicated to you,  we pushed through and made this episode happen.

Enjoy and Happy New Year!!

Thanks to Richard's INCREDIBLE editing ability, we've got November's episode in right under the wire. I know you're impressed. It's okay to be amazed.

Cave Sharks had so much potential that I'm genuinely cranky it was so boring. How do you make wolverinepedes dull after like...one scene? The answer is simple: stretch 15 minutes of animation into 21 minutes of animation. 

Also this has Shrimp Louie in it and he is a cupfull of garbage bag water on a hot day.

Anywho, enjoy! And, as always, thank you for your ongoing support! You're the sharks in my streets. 

Let's get dorsal!

We're back, you fintabulous fish fans! Thanks for sticking with us - it was a much needed break! We hope you enjoy this episode more than we enjoyed watching the original because woof.

Anywho! Keep an eye here and on the discord for information about our upcoming watchalong for the truly terrible movie Shark Side of the Moon. 

Ex-Shell-Sea-Shore, true believers!

You think a little global pandemic would stop me from bludgeoning you with another episode of Jumping the Street Sharks? FORGET IT! YOU'RE NOT THAT LUCKY!
As much as your able, enjoy this Manta Man-centric episode of America's favorite mid-90s anthropomorphic teen team cartoon! Especially you, Matt, as you are our latest Patron to get SLAMMED! Next month, ERIC!

Like an ugly, too-fuzzy moth, we have emerged from our cocoon to swarm around your lamps. And by lamps, I mean ears. 

Metaphors. How do they work?

Enjoy!

Hey folks! Firstly, let me say thank you so much for being patient and supporting us. Moving into a new house is a big endeavor and having you lovelies in my corner has made this process a lot easier. I appreciate you!

Enjoy Episode 21 and stay tuned for more updates on some special stuff we're doing for our Patrons soon!

That's right, you beautiful babies! We're halfway through and there's NO STOPPING US NOW!

I mean, there's some stopping us. Like if I get busy or something. That's more of a delay than a stop, though. So, in review, there's some delaying us but there's VERY LITTLE PROBABILITY OF US BEING STOPPED AT THIS JUNCTURE!

Can we just agree that it's only technically an alien and definitely not insectoid? Also that Dr. Morton was just looking for an excuse to leave his flaccid nerd body behind and jumped on the first opportunity he got?

Thanks for the support, folks! Enjoy the episode.

Nate would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the people of Belgium. Your country, famed for its chocolate, waffles, and beer, is not a flat piece of shit like Nate said. In fact, there are 286 named mountains in Belgium. So, it turns out, it is a lumpy pile of shit.

Buuuuurn.

Enjoy the episode!