This week, the Sages put their intuition to the ultimate Reddit test.

For each story we:

✅ Read the title

✅ Check if Reddit crowned them the picklefoot 👣🥒

✅ Wildly speculate what unhinged scenario this could be

✅ Finally read it

✅ See if we were psychic or just delusional

Featuring tales of:

🎁 A questionable “meet-the-family” gift

🧼 A lizard-spray floor-mopping incident (?!?)

🎤 Taylor Swift “constructive criticism” gone… poorly

⏰ A boyfriend who woke the wrong person at the wrong time

Come find out if our guesses were genius…

…or if Reddit once again proves reality is stranger than imagination.

Got a story where you weren’t sure if you were the problem? We want to hear it!

Email [email protected] with the subject "Listener Write-In."

We’re excited to read your stories and might feature yours on Sheltered Sages!

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00:00 - Start

04:40 - AITPF for the gift I brought with me to meet my boyfriend's family?

15:34 - AITPF for telling my sister to mop the floor again after she used a lizard spray?

25:22 - AITPF for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it?

39:32 - AITPF for yelling at my boyfriend because he woke me up?

48:16 - Ending