Don't die on us! *dramatically punches chest* This week, we discuss precisely how not to perform CPR, who on this show WOULDN'T have daddy issues, and the alternate universe version of LOST where Jack is played by Michael Keaton. Wait, did Locke and Boone find something important?

Is Hurley secretly an evil mastermind? Is there a terrifying cryptid after Claire's baby? Join us as we discover the answer in Raised by Another. (Yes I promise we are watching the same show)

New year, new format! We are back from the holidays to talk about golf, Advanced Interrogation Techniques, and the impact of being alone on a "magic" island for 16 years.

This week we learn that if you tell Marshall you have peanut butter, you'd better have some damned peanut butter. Also, Sawyer says the name of our podcast!

In this episode, Locke "helps" Charlie with his addiction, Jack gets literally up to his neck in trouble, and an unlikely trio tries to triangulate the transmission. Also, no MothMan :(

Who was shocked that this episode was about Sun? Marshall was. Also we saw Jin catch a fish with his bare hands which was very exciting for both of us.

We are so excited that this week, Jack says The Thing! Also, we fight about shipping, specifically Charlie x Claire and we learn that Boone RUNS A BUSINESS!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO! Our hearts break for John Locke in this episode, but also we agree that the real stars of the show are Charlie and Hurley (or Churley).

Marshall has an epiphany that everyone on the Island is dead. Elizabeth has an epiphany that the marshal was in love with Kate. Too bad, because he is super dead.

Polar bears. French people. Backgammon foreshadowing. This episode really has it all. Elizabeth makes Marshall uncomfortable by being super attracted to Sawyer. We have no idea where Bermuda is. Also: ADVENTURE MUSIC!