Marshall is not impressed by "shortcake." We are devastated to learn that Sun does, in fact, have character flaws. Ben wants that BOAT.

Season 3 is off to a wild start. The Others have a book club. Ben is still creepy. Elizabeth and Marshall have Very Different Opinions about Jack. So basically, business as usual.

A pile of notebooks fills us both with dread. Elizabeth doesn't know what a compass is. Marshall compares Billy Gill to Dick Cheney. This is the season 2 finale, baby!

Marshall doesn't believe in the Hurley bird. Elizabeth knows something about gun safety! Jack continues to be an idiot. Live together, die alone man.

Marshall has no respect for the dead. Jack is a compelling goober. Also, BOAT.

This week we get the buddy comedy we always wanted, starring Eko and Locke! 

Join us this week as our anticipation of Hurley x Libby grows and we learn more about Ana Lucia, paving the way for what we're sure will be great character development in the future! 

We argue about proposals. We argue about Jate. but at least we can both agree that people need to stop giving Jack guns.

Time for a fun, relaxing Hurley Episode! Just kidding, this one is depressing as hell, y'all. And we will never look at ranch dressing the same way again.

Turns out we can call him Billy Gill as much as we want because Henry Gale is DEAD! So who is this bug-eyed trouble-maker the crew have locked in the armory? Also, why is Sawyer so proud of having had The Clap?