Junky Janko and the Belle

Amber and Lindsey talk Games, Seltzers and Lindsey's Dad Larry.

Amber and Lindsey are back! Lindsey talks about the yearly Ballard Family Vacation in Hilton Head, SC.

Amber tells all about the last doctor visit. Lindsey and Amber think car maintenance is a man job. Did you know there are Amish in Wisconsin? Neither did I, though they were in Ohio and Pennsylvania!

Lindsey tells Amber how to keep the kids in their rooms and Amber thinks that is so weird. Lindsey shows off her waxed armpits and talks about her most recent wax appointment.

Lindsey and Amber both use Dr. Google for the medical advice. Amber talk about their neighborhood pool games. Amber encounters a Nail Nazi at her nail salon. Is SNS and Dip the same thing?

Amber describes what a Farmer Blow is. Lindsey and Amber talk about peeing in the shower. Lindsey and Amber answer a listeners question about "Underboob".

Amber accidentally or purposely drugs her husband. Lindsey's nipples get gummed by the baby and she wants her husband to go under the knife, "Bye Bye Manhood!"

Lindsey and Amber welcome Jade Hofeldt to the show. They talk about shaving styles such as "the breadstick" or "the pizza slice," Crazy Legs and taking shots.

Amber has a new game for Lindsey to play. Lindsey and Amber talk about cheating on tests in their younger years. Lindsey has a close encounter with Poo in her pants!

Lindsey tells Amber she doesn’t wash her hair for at least 2 weeks. Amber may or may not think that is bad hygiene. Amber and Lindsey talk serial killers, and Amber admits possible ties to Dahmer. Amber has an encounter with her brother on the highway.