Just Chaos Podcast

Episode 35 | This week, we spiral into absolute chaos- We kick things off with why everyone hates the San Antonio Pilates girl and end up a exposing the truth about sperm racing. We break down the Karen Reed trial, the Diddy scandal, and the unsettling incident with the San Antonio terrorist. Meanwhile, Rihanna is pregnant again, and Shaq’s trying to buy a ranch in his hometown. Things get messy at Match.com and a cheater gets caught. Oh, and we might win a Best Podcast Award—if we don’t get canceled first. This episode has errands, revelations, and possibly divine intervention.

Episode 34 | In this chaotic episode, we're saying goodbye to fake friendships. We break down the distinctions between girl friendships vs. guy friendships. Cristina shares the tragic tale of her iPhone's downfall, and why Elder abuse is a huge problem right now. 

We mourn the retirement of Coach Popovich (a true Texas dad), rant about why Sesame Street was cancelled, and question why the Cup Song ever happened. Add a dash of insecurity, a sprinkle of pop culture, and a list of shows we’ll never finish watching. It’s unhinged. It’s heartfelt. It’s hilarious.

Episode 33 | This week, Cristina touches down in Austin before diving into the colorful chaos of Fiesta in San Antonio. From Amazon’s sky-bound drones to the moon landing secrets and the groundbreaking birth of the first A.I. baby. We spotlight some Astronomical Women making waves, and unpack the surprising science behind how the egg chooses the sperm.

Things take a turn as we ask: can we solve the global birth decline? What’s the deal with flag picnics, and what did we find snooping through some seriously unhinged finds? Oh — and yes, we discuss that weird Kanye West x Patrick Star moment, a very serious question, and the internet’s latest tea: the DL men list. 

Topics - 

1:30 - Cristina goes to Austin 

8:50 - Fiesta in San Antonio 

14:00 - Amazon Drones 

15:30 - Women in Outer Space 

22:15 - The moon landing secrets 

29:00 - First A.I. Baby Born

30:00 - Birth declines 

34:00 - The egg chooses the sperm 

40:00 - Kanye West’s past life

44:50 - Unhinged snooping finds 

49:00 - DL men list 

54:00 - Flag picknicks 

54:55 - a very serious question

Episode 32 | In this episode, we’re unpacking everything—from getting hit on at Macy’s to Charles Barkley’s long-standing beef with San Antonio (seriously, what’s that about?). We also dive into the psychology behind millionaire habits, the power of self-love, and why talking to yourself might just be your secret weapon. Plus: how to handle hate comments without losing your cool, navigating trauma, and the awkward art of dealing with compliments you really didn’t ask for.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life tips, or a little bit of both—this one’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.

1:00- New foot spa 

3:15 - getting hit on at macys 

4:35 - final four 

5:27 - white lotus 

8:00 - Charles Barkley 

12:20- Anora 

13:40 - Landman 

15:30 - Millionaire Traits 

17:00 - Talking to yourself 

19:20 - self love 

22:15 - hate comments 

25:00 - Reminiscing on the past 

31:45 - Trauma 

33:00 - Hailey & Justin Bieber 

38:45 - Bad teachers 

42:00 - Unwanted Compliments 

51:51 - Weekend plans 

Episode 31 | We had a wild night with NBA players this past weekend and we’re going to tell you all about it! A night out at San Antonio’s best sushi restaurant turned into a chaotic night and we are spilling all the tea. We also dive into why men want us to shoot our shot, marriages, divorces, plus the great debate—is toe sucking considered cheating?

The Landman Casting Call is this week and JLo & Kylie Jenner were spotted in Texas—why though? Then, we shift gears into dark energy, monsters under the bed, and nightmares that refuse to let go. Tune in for the laughs, the tea, and the absolute mayhem.

Topics -

0:30 - Chika & Easy Baby 

5:30 - Partying with NBA players

9:00 - Men with Toupees

10:55 - Shooting your shot 

14:27 - Tea Party app

16:00 - Marriages & Divorces

21:18 - Toe Sucking 

23:52 - Group chats 

25:30 -Male Gynocologist 

29:55 - Tournament of Champions 

33:33 - Landman Casting Call 

37:55 - Jlo & Kylie Jenner in Texas 

41:14 - Dark Energy 

54:15 - Monsters under the Bed 

57:55 - Nightmares 

59:30 - Good Deeds 

We're diving into March Madness in San Antonio—but trust us, the real madness is happening off the court. Astronauts are back from space, but are things any better here on Earth? We’re breaking down the state of modern masculinity, the rise of incels, and why dating ChatGPT might be better than dating real men. 

Meanwhile, at the bar, the trends are shifting. Are men losing confidence? Are lavender marriages what we have to look forward to? And while we sip our AM Coffee, let’s talk about something even darker: the Department of Education is failing, and America might be for sale. 

Chapters - 

1:00 - Self Employed nonsense 

2:25 - March Madness in San Antonio

4:30 - Donald Trump Highway 

8:45 - Astronauts are back from space

13:00 - Adolescence on Netflix

14:40 - Incels 

21:30 - Armie tries to be gay 

24:30 - Khloe & Scott dating 

27:27 - Lavender Marriages 

29:07 - Dating Chat GPT

30:50 - mens’ masculinity 

32:22 - Trends at the Bar 

40:30 - AM coffee Club 

42:25 - Department of Education 

51:00 - America is for sale

Episode 29 | Buckle up, because we’re not agreeing on anything this episode! From the looming recession to Venus in retrograde wreaking havoc, we dive into it all. We break down the Oscars red carpet drama, micro aggressions, reality TV chaos from Summer House to Traitors, and Megan "Sussex's" latest project. Oh, and Craig’s addiction? Yeah, we’re talking about that too. Grab a drink—it’s a spicy one! 

Chapters: 

07:35 - The recession is coming 

13:25 - First Jobs 

18:36 - Venus is in retrograde 

20:55 - Oscars red carpet drama 

22:30 - Micro aggressions 

33:03 - Summer House Drama 

38:00 - Soft Bar Crowdfunding 

42:10 - Traitors Reunion 

46:00 - Meghan Sussex

51:55 - Southern Charm

55:05 - Craig’s addiction 

58:03 - She’s not that interested

Episode 28 | This week, we’re covering everything from the latest health scares (bird flu and measles) to music industry drama—Drake’s bullet holes and our nostalgia for the old Kanye. We unpack the Alix vs. Alex podcast beef, Pete’s surprising new look, and Diddy’s latest headlines. Plus, we dive into Gen Z marketing schemes, the mystery of the "human egg farm," the Gabby Petito doc, and our thoughts on White Lotus and Love Is Blind. Oh, and what’s up with DuoLingo and The Bear Cave? Tune in for the madness.

Episode 27 | We are answering all of your love questions! Spend Valentine's Day laughing at us and our crazy advice we give you about relationships, dating and more. Find out how to transition a dinner to a sexy night, What are girls looking for on first dates, the advice that men need to hear, and what to do if he can't get it up. 

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Defamation, Airplane Breakups, and Deportation Conspiracies |

Its our anniversary episode! Talking about why men are breaking up with girls at the airport, Tik Tok gets brought back from the dead, why the price of eggs are increasing, what you need to know about the bird flu, and Deportation Conspiracies.

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