Just Roll Tape

Just Roll Tape

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Just Roll Tape episodes

  • Guess who's coming to dinner?
    Food is life itself.  Food is sensual.  Food can be used to show love.  Food can be political.  Food can be a sign of status.  Food is such a life-giving and ubiquitous source of nourishment, and it carries the potential implications of friendship and life with it.  So, if you could invite someone back from history and offer them a meal and converstion; how would you imagine that time together unfolding?  Really. eddyEd
    6 min
  • lips N nips
    There is every manner of occupation in the world.  So many interesting ones we don't even know about - yet.  How bout this.  You will be paid handsomely for using a part of your body in advertising and having that part become famous as a result of the ad campaign. You simply need to decide what part of your body you are ready to share with the world.  Are you ready for your closeup? eddyEd
    4 min
  • Just Roll Tape 23 (Alien Sales Interview)
    Dear Listener,
    What a dream I had this morning as I broke through from a night of deep sleep to twilight sleep.  Go figure.  So you're standing in the woods late at night next to your very dear friend and you are both looking straight at a close encounter of the 5th kind.  A being from outside the solar neighborhood.  Neither of you moves a muscle, but you can hear this stranger speak to you only in your head.  Not in your ears.  And this interstellar stranger starts out with a very unusual question about life on planet earth.  "What is sales?"  
    Wait.  What?  Did we hear that right?  Man, talk about a curveball question at a time like this.  Well, in that case, there is no better friend to be alongside than the legendary businessman, Joey K.  Thank my lucky stars for that.
    Sincerely Yours, 
    Edward Hamlin

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    5 min
  • One Day Prisoner
    You can have someone's total attention for one day in a room.  Maybe someone who you feel just needs a good talkin to.  Or, someone who just needs a good ole fashion spankin.  Whom would you put in that room as your 'One Day Prisoner' ?  We got ours. eddyEd
    5 min
  • Have you seen the stars tonight?
    Is it true that we are a planetary stage 1 civilization now and our evolutionary goal is to move to stage 2 and then 3?  And what does all that mean? Well, take in some of any television, radio, or internet newscast at any time on a given day anywhere on the planet and you should immediately know we got a long way to go pal. That's if we can ever even complete stage 1 without some help.  And boy do we need help.  No aliens for you sir. or ma'am.   eddyEd
    31 min
  • Absolute Success For You
    How bout this?  You will experience absolute success in one thing in your life.  You simply have to decide what that is right now.  Can you choose right now?  That declaritive decision is 'not' automatic for most.  But if you stood at the crossroads of your life and had to choose that one thing, what would it be?  Here's wishing "Absolute Sucess For You" !  eddyEd
    4 min
  • Keep Calm And Legalize It
    Imagine the war on drugs is finally over.  The longest war in American History is no more.  No more indictments, prosecutions or incarcerations for possessing any kind of narcotic.  All drugs are now legal.  Hmmm.  Interesting.  Maybe we can finally overcome what was once thought of as a criminal problem when it comes to people and their choices surrounding drugs.  And deal with it as the kind of issue it actually is.  A community healthcare issue.  Just keep calm and legalize it.  Don't critisize it.  And don't bogart that joint my friend? eddyEd
    6 min
  • Metaphysical Master-Craftsman

    Sometimes I wake, when I wish that I wouldn’t,

    Often I fake, when I know that I shouldn’t,

    Deep down I fear, 

    that the future is near,

    It’s too late to act,

    So I watch,


    Ambiguous terminologies, adversarial ontology, 

    The metaphysical master-craftsman, bleeding, needing an apology, 

    for all of the, unknown variables, situational awareness 

    of the careless faking helping the helpless,

    The selfish hopelessly acting superficially selfless,

    Imposing needless grievances on most of the populace,

    I must stop this,

    But I can’t,


    I’m too weak and entranced by the theoretical psychologically ethical, 

    an aftermath of what rhymes with me,

    So instead i’ll just hide and see,

    Eternally observant, 

    intellectually subservient 

    to my own hypothetical, hypocritical quandary,


    FUCK!

    eddyEd

    3 min
  • Carpe The Hell Out Of This Diem
    How bout this.  You begin to wake up every morning only able to remember what life will bring you tomorrow and not what came before today.  This next part is important so write it down before you forget.  Immediately upon awakening every day, somehow someway record detailed notes for tomorrow on what's important to remember for when you will not be able to remember.  Now if that wouldn't cause you to carpe the hell out of this diem; and every diem thereafter, we don't know what else would!   If you didn't know, now you know. eddyEd
    6 min
  • Just Roll Tape 22 (FaceTime Chill For 1 Please)
    Technology is an awesome thing when it comes to communication.  Even when it doesn't work as planned.  And if It doesn't work?  Nobody is better at keeping a one-sided conversation going than my Godfather, Don Gino, of Brooklyn, New York.

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    5 min

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