Just Shut Up! You Had Me at Hello!

Welcome to the ’92 Winter Olympics, Just Shut Uppers! Put on your thick coats and thermal underwear and join us in supporting the tandem of Doug Dorsey and Kate Moseley in the 1992 figure skating romcom The Cutting Edge! Listen as we discuss how difficult it was to debunk Hollywood rumors in the early '90’s (spoiler alert: Moira Kelly is still alive), how kilig cured GP’s homesickness while in the US, and which member of D’Gang is the best ice skater (spoiler alert: it’s a 4-way tie for last place). So tune in, Just Shut Uppers, as we give a gold medal-worthy performance on this episode! You’ll surely score it a perfect 6.0! Or at least a 5.8. ‘Cause nobody’s perfect. Except you, Just Shut Uppers. Mwah.

Hello, everyone! D’Gang would like to welcome you all to “be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test. Tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cheri, and we’ll provide the rest.” And by “guest”, we mean “Just Shut Uppers.” And by “service”, we mean “Just Shut Up You Had Me At Hello Podcast.” And by “tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cheri, and we’ll provide the rest”, we mean “Our next episode is the award-winning, kilig-inducing, Disney animated hit Beauty and the Beast!” Listen as RR questions the monarchy laws of succession of 18th century France, D’Gang debates on who is the most beautiful Disney Princess ever (spoiler alert: it’s Belle, and it’s not even close), and GP sets a Just Shut Up record for most bleeps in an episode (spoiler alert: it’s not for curse words). So put on your best ballroom gowns and ruffled tuxedos and join us for some girl-on-animal kilig as we take a trip around the enchanted castle (except for the West Wing of course)!

Welcome back, Just Shut Uppers! And welcome back, Carla! We missed your kilig-ness and bubbly-ness in our last episode. But you came back just in time to travel to Vietnam with us to experience A Tourist’s Guide to Love! And we would like to welcome our beloved Rachael Leigh Cook to the Just Shut Up Two Timer’s Club! The first double appearance on our podcast! Woohoo! Listen as RR tells us about his Tabing Ilog feels with the movie, Carla tries to show us a dance on an audio podcast, and D’Gang plans their next podcast recording in Vietnam (spoiler alert: asa). So join us as we try to cross the street to meet our one true love without getting killed by a thousand motorcycles! Anh yêu em chỉ cần đóng cửa trên! That’s “I love you, Just Shut Uppers!” in Vietnamese. Trust us.

Welcome (broke)back, Just Shut Uppers! Another first for you all! Our first all-boys episode! Carla couldn’t make it, but the show must go on! And what better way to spend an all-boys episode than by looking for kilig in 1963 Wyoming up on Brokeback Mountain! Listen as they talk about Jake Gyllenhaal’s cult classic Donnie Brasco (spoiler alert: it’s actually Donnie Darko. Idiot.), whether two guys kissing is the same as two girls kissing (spoiler alert: NO IT IS NOT), and if any of them have ever gone skinny dipping (spoiler alert: not on purpose).

Happy Valentine’s Day, Just Shut Uppers! This is it! The episode you’ve all been waiting for! It’s only a little movie called "JUST SHUT UP! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO! PODCAST!" Sorry, I mean "Jerry Maguire"!  Listen as D’Gang gives you the origin of their podcast name (and the name they didn’t choose), RR reminisces on his favorite Friendster testimonials (remember those?), and GP almost sheds a tear recalling his real life Jerry Maguire moment. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this episode. We promise, it will complete you…

Happy 2023, Just Shut Uppers! I truly believe this is going to be One Fine Year! Because our first episode for this One Fine Podcast is… take a guess… wait… did you say One Fine Day? Yes! How did you JSU's (Just Shut Uppers) guess that?! Because you are all One Fine Fans! Horrible grammar aside, join D’Gang as we discuss RR giving off strong George Clooney vibes (or is it George Clooney giving off strong RR vibes?), Carla’s laser disc collection, and if people can actually fall in love after One Fine Day. So let’s start the year off right JSU’s by listening to One Fine Episode!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Just Shut Uppers! Another year of Just Shut Upping has passed, and we would like to thank each and every one of you personally for supporting our podcast! So thanks Ramil Santiago, Tek Olaño, and there! All done! And as a Christmas gift to all of you, we will be giving you… a Christmas and New Year’s podcast episode!  The 1989 iconic romcom When Harry Met Sally…!  Celebrate Jesus’ birthday as D’ Just Shut Up Gang discusses VHS tapes and whether this movie invented "the romcom speech", and also debates (for way too long) what was going through Harry’s mind after having sex with Sally. So before 2022 ends, we would like all you Just Shut Uppers to fake your orgasms with us as we ask the age old question: can three attractive males and one attractive female do a podcast together without the sex part getting in the way? (Spoiler alert: YES THEY CAN!)

Hello Just Shuppers! You guys are in for a treat! Or should I say… a trick or treat! Coz it’s our first ever Halloween episode! We looked far and wide for a horror film to talk about and came across the 2013 film Warm Bodies! But it’s only horror for those who are afraid of love and commitment. For us Just Shut Uppers, it gets us kilig to the rotting flesh! Listen as D’Gang fights over their favorite kilig moments, GP shares some surprisingly deep analysis of the main characters, and we debate who among the four of us would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse (SPOILER ALERT: Carla won with four votes). So drop all your candy and press that play button! P.S. Happy birthday, Carla! (but belated when you hear this)

“Sushi Toyota Pokemon!” That’s Japanese for “Just Shut Uppers, please don’t cancel me for being racist!” And it’s also Japanese for “we have our first anime episode!” It's the 2016 box office smash hit Your Name.! Listen as D’Gang debates whether subtitles or dubbing is better, discusses RR’s kilig over “dede”, and addresses Carla’s fear of “birds”. Now put down those chopsticks, turn on your Sony Walkman, and listen to the latest episode of the pinakanakakakilig podcast on the planet! Arigato in advance, Just Shut Uppers! Hai!

Do you know what time of the day it is? It’s Twilight! Just Shut Uppers and Twihards unite! If you want to learn how GP picks up chicks by talking about frog dissection, what RR’s super power would be if he became a vampire, or Carla’s thoughts on dating on trees, stop what you are doing and smash that play button! I promise you will not just get kilig to the bones, you will get kilig to the blood! (Please also gently press the like and subscribe button for our podcast para kiligin din kami.)