Will took a couple uppers
Will took a couple downers
But nothing compares to that
Brown eye dookie asshole
That he eats
Doug's been to browneye mountain
One or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares to that
Membership in AARP
Chocolate covered just like Wills mom
With a couple of crackers inside her palms
Its Mrs Lehew with a trick up her sleeves
Trying to pawn that shit off as cookies
I can't describe the vibe Joe gets
When he tells AreJay his music is shit
Ah shit he started mosh pits
Beating up kids who don't dress like him
This show makes Joe regurgitate
Stories about cruise ships on spring break
Then the dumb shit starts happening
Like Vin Diesels music career in rap begins
So bounce bounce come on bounce
Will is a manther and set to pounce
Not cousin, he meant sister
Dumbass sit down
We just Bullshit so ask around
Dragon dildo billboards in our hometown
Will your mom is passing out
Tell her crackers aren't cookies
Before she crashes out