Just Surprise Me

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  • Episode 91 - Is This JSM?
    I know it had the intro and Joe, but this wasn't a typical shit show. What the fuck? I guess they all can't be winners, but maybe Joe, Doug, and Andrew came off a little more likeable?
    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 89 - Shittin' On Everyone
    Eric Pabon joins the boys again and we are about to let AreJay have it. Well we are just going to disagree on the definition of punk and then discuss whether or not the Mandalorian is any good, hint... It's not. There was some other shit in the episode also, but fuck if I told you what it was then why would you need to listen?
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 88 - We Got Him To Admit It
    Will do you eat ass?
    No I don't
    Come on Will, you eat ass
    Nope, not me
    Will, don't be such a bitch, you know you eat ass
    Really, never been to browntown
    dude, Will, stop lying to us you motherfucker
    I'm telling you I don't eat ass
    I know you eat ass, you def do, no other fucking way about it
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    FINE, I EAT ASS EVERYSINGLE DAY!!!!!!
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 87 - Purple Pills
    Will took a couple uppers
    Will took a couple downers
    But nothing compares to that
    Brown eye dookie asshole
    That he eats
    Doug's been to browneye mountain
    One or twice but who's countin'
    But nothing compares to that
    Membership in AARP
    Chocolate covered just like Wills mom
    With a couple of crackers inside her palms
    Its Mrs Lehew with a trick up her sleeves
    Trying to pawn that shit off as cookies
    I can't describe the vibe Joe gets
    When he tells AreJay his music is shit
    Ah shit he started mosh pits
    Beating up kids who don't dress like him
    This show makes Joe regurgitate
    Stories about cruise ships on spring break
    Then the dumb shit starts happening
    Like Vin Diesels music career in rap begins
    So bounce bounce come on bounce
    Will is a manther and set to pounce
    Not cousin, he meant sister
    Dumbass sit down
    We just Bullshit so ask around
    Dragon dildo billboards in our hometown
    Will your mom is passing out
    Tell her crackers aren't cookies
    Before she crashes out
    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 86 - 2 Tall Boys for 3 Bucks
    Dougie C is back for another episode. I know it's been a while, but at his age gotta get him while we can. AreJay is drunk off cheap malt liquor. Wils balls got cut off. Joe just tries to keep this shit on the rails. I know, Joe being responsible, what is this world coming to?
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 85 - Less Pumpkin, More Punkin
    We shit all over AreJays idea of what punk music is. Toni "Rage" Mongiat joins us again. The word spooky is super creepy, but not in a halloween way. Brown Donald Trump shows up to tell us how great everything is and Will is well Will.....
    1 hr 54 min
  • Episode 83 - Skate or Die
    On this episode of JSM both Will & AreJay have the night off. This time it was actually Joes fault though. So he got a couple special guests to record an all Florida ep. Friends of the show Eirc Pabon and Tony "Rage" Mongiat join Joe in talking about skateboarding for most of the episode along with Toni's band A Dying Regime and some of his exploits back in his radio days with Tom & Dan on Real Radio 104.1 I'm not saying there's a story about people F***ing in a port-o-potty, but I'm also not saying there isn't a story about it either.
    Support Eric and Toni at their respective brand
    Art of Eric Pabon
    Stay Young SB Apparel
    1 hr 34 min

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