Welcome back, fellow relationship archaeologists, to "Just the Snip," the podcast where we dig up the remains of our romantic missteps so you don't have to! In this episode, we're putting our own love lives on the autopsy table and dissecting the unwritten rulebook of relationship dos and don'ts.

From the glorious highs of nailing a partner's love language to the gut-wrenching lows of getting a sudden, visceral "ick," we're spilling all the tea. We'll chat about the bizarre things that make us fight for love (because who doesn't love a good, pointless battle?), and the tiny, insignificant details that can send a perfectly good date into a fiery abyss of nope. Are you a giver or a taker? A texter or a caller? A fan of emotional vulnerability or just a fan of putting the dishes away? Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of modern romance with the grace of a toddler on a Slip 'n Slide.

Disclaimer: Everything we've discussed today is alleged and should not be used as a basis for any personal or commercial gain without the unanimous, written approval of everyone involved. Any similarities to actual people, living or dead, are purely coincidental... or maybe they're not. We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of anyone who has made an egregious romantic mistake. This information is for entertainment purposes only and is not a substitute for a good therapist, a trusted friend, or a truly terrible dating app. Listen at your own risk.

Join E and Stephen on "Just the Snip," the podcast where we take a deep, and often regretful, dive into our most chaotic memories.

We've all had those nights, the ones that start with "just one drink" and end with a story that will make your therapist's jaw drop. From barroom brawls to ill-advised road trips, we're sharing our most embarrassing, absurd, and downright unbelievable tales of being in the wrong place at the wrong time with the absolute wrong people (we're looking at you, crazy friends).

This isn't just about drinking—it's about the cringe-worthy comedy that comes with it. So grab a drink, kick back, and get ready to laugh at our pain. It's a comedy of errors, and trust us, we've got a lot of errors to go around.

Warning: The following stories are for entertainment purposes only and are to be considered purely alleged. Any resemblance to actual events, people, or questionable decisions is purely coincidental. The opinions and actions discussed on this podcast are not to be used for personal or commercial gain without the express written consent of all parties involved, including but not limited to, the hosts, their crazy friends, and the bar they've all been banned from. Listening to this podcast may cause fits of laughter, second-hand embarrassment, and a sudden urge to call your own irresponsible friends. Proceed with caution. You've been warned.

Welcome to Just the Snip, the podcast that cuts through the noise and gets right to the point. In this episode, hosts Stephen and E are faced with the ultimate cancel culture challenge. It all started with a simple tattoo for a local fundraiser, a moment of good intentions that quickly spiraled into an online firestorm.

​Join them as they dissect the absurdity of the situation, navigating a mob of keyboard warriors ready to "snip" their business for a little ink. They’ll share their hilarious and slightly terrifying journey through the trenches of social media outrage, offering a raw and witty look at how a good deed can go very, very wrong. Find out how they survived the online chaos and why they’re not getting canceled, one snip at a time.

​Alright, folks, listen up! This is Just the Snip, not your personal financial advisor. The opinions, rants, and questionable life choices you'll hear in this episode are allegedly for entertainment purposes only. You cannot, we repeat, cannot use anything from this show for personal or commercial gain without the express, written, and highly-caffeinated approval of every single host. This is our nonsense, and you can't profit from it. So sit back, relax, and just enjoy the show.

Ever wonder what really grinds the gears of the people who cut your hair or ink your skin? In this episode, we're diving deep into the clichés and pet peeves that make barbers, stylists, and tattoo artists cringe. Stephen and E get into their hardest hard no's, from clients who bring in a photo of a celebrity with a completely different hair type to the dreaded "just a trim." Get ready for some hilariously relatable rants and discover the unwritten rules of the chair.

Disclaimer:

The following information is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use any of the insights or techniques discussed without the express, written consent of all consenting parties, and a notarized permission slip signed by a minimum of three witnesses and a notary public. Any personal or commercial gain derived from this podcast without said consent is strictly prohibited and may result in a terrible haircut.

Just the Snip: Deep Dives and Tentacled Tales!

Ever wonder if your memories are playing tricks on you, or if the universe itself just… glitched? This week on Just the Snip, things get really weird as we dive headfirst into the mind-bending world of CERN, the God Particle, and the Mandela Effect – all while Enethinia(E) is getting some fresh ink by Stephen!

Join us as we explore the 2012 discovery of the Higgs boson and ponder if that monumental scientific achievement inadvertently pressed the "reboot" button on reality. Was it "mirror, mirror on the wall," or has it always been "magic mirror"? We're still not sure. Expect theories, laughs, and possibly a few continuity errors in our own discussion. Did we even start this episode with the same number of fingers? Tune in to find out!

***Disclaimer: The information discussed in this episode is for entertainment purposes only and should not be used as a substitute for actual scientific research, a good therapist, or a functioning GPS. Also, please do not use our likeness, our voices, or any of our incredibly insightful (and slightly unhinged) theories without express written consent from all parties involved. Seriously, we've got lawyers, and they're probably also confused about the "mirror/magic mirror" thing. You've been warned!

Hold onto your swim trunks, folks, because this week on "Just the Snip," we're diving deep into an episode that's as wild as a shark in a kiddie pool! Join us for "Fins, Fun & Freedom" as we dish out some actual fascinating shark facts (because we're not completely unhinged), then immediately pivot to the very real and utterly irrational fear of the ocean that haunts at least one of us. But wait, there's more! Prepare yourselves for truly bizarre tales of overly flirty dolphins, the shocking dangers of "Roman Candle Tag" (do NOT try this at home, seriously!), and all sorts of other random, hilarious tidbits that snip their way into our conversations. It’s an auditory rollercoaster of aquatic anxieties and accidental pyrotechnics!

***Disclaimer (whispered urgently, then shouted triumphantly): Attention, brave listeners! The "facts," "stories," and "life lessons" shared on "Just the Snip" are presented purely for your entertainment and are, shall we say, allegedly real. Or perhaps they're figments of a fever dream induced by too much sunscreen and a questionable hot dog. We categorically state that any information herein should NOT be used for your next marine biology thesis, your startup's business plan, or a particularly ill-advised game night with your cousins. Seriously, folks, attempting "Roman Candle Tag" based on our vague descriptions is a one-way ticket to singed eyebrows and regret. Before acting on anything you hear, please consult with a qualified professional, a very stern librarian, and possibly a therapist. And for the love of all that is holy, do NOT attempt to engage in consensual or non-consensual flirtations with actual dolphins. We take no responsibility for any resulting splashes, whistles, or unexpected cetacean relationships. Consider yourselves hilariously warned!

Hold onto your handcuffs, folks! This week on Just the Snip, we're taking a hilarious and heartfelt dive into a topic often swept under the rug: men's mental health, specifically for those who wear the badge. We sat down with a real-life police officer, and let's just say, the only thing he's arresting this episode is your attention! Get ready for a candid, comedic, and sometimes shocking look at the struggles, the stresses, and the surprising humanity behind the uniform. From managing mayhem to mastering their own minds, we explore what it truly means to be a man in blue navigating the ups and downs of life. You'll laugh, you'll learn, and you might even wonder if your local beat cop moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Don't miss this illuminating episode – it's a real snip-er!

****Disclaimer: For the comfort and privacy of our guest, all identifying details and specific situations discussed in this podcast have been altered. Any likeness to real persons or events is purely coincidental. The information shared in this episode is for entertainment and informational purposes only and should not be used, distributed, or profited from without the express written consent of all parties involved in "Just the Snip" and the individuals featured.

Join Stephen and "E" on Just the Snip, the podcast where they bravely venture into the dusty, forgotten corners of the "Man Box." They're not afraid to poke around in all those awkward compartments – from "boys don't cry" to "real men hate salads" – and expose the ridiculous stigmas surrounding men's mental health. Expect laughs, lightbulb moments, and probably a few questionable analogies as they snip away at outdated notions of masculinity. Seriously, it's time to air out that box, fellas.

**Disclaimer alert! While we might sound like we know what we're talking about, please remember that everything on "Just the Snip" is to be taken with a grain of salt and a hearty laugh. All stories, insights, and moments of accidental brilliance are strictly allegedly factual. And for the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to use anything said here for commercial gain or to win an argument at Thanksgiving dinner without getting written, notarized permission from everyone's grandmothers, us included. We're not responsible for any alleged consequences!

Tired of bottling it all up? Good, because we are too! "Just the Snip" is dedicating June to unpacking men's mental health – one hilarious, honest, and occasionally uncomfortable conversation at a time. We're slicing through the stoicism, dissecting societal pressures, and generally just trying to figure out why asking for help feels harder than assembling IKEA furniture. Grab a beer (or a kale smoothie, we don't judge) and join the conversation.

*A quick heads-up before we dive in: All opinions, anecdotes, and questionable life choices discussed on "Just the Snip" are purely allegedly true and definitely not for commercial or personal use without a full, legally binding sign-off from all involved parties. Consider it our verbal equivalent of a "do not touch" sign on a freshly baked cookie. You're welcome!