Welcome to the inaugural episode of Crunch Wears No Pants. It's like Wolves twitter, but in audio form. This week, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate review media day and roster construction, debate what fictional basketball player would be most valuable to the 2022-23 Wolves, and round out the episode with a rousing edition of everyone's favorite Minnesota Timberwolves gameshow Who's That Wolf. All hail our Pulltab Sports overlords. Big love to Jimmy's Dips and JoMamma's Salsa.